un: Hawkealicious

[championofsnark]

Alright you lot, I needed a little more space so I camped out in a house, but I also am used to more communal living so I thought I'd throw this out there. I'm sure there's a sign up sheet somewhere but I prefer being direct. Anyone need a housemate? I'm clean and only as cheerful/friendly as you want me to be (I can try to tone it down), and it means you'll always have plenty of food and cut wood (if you're into that). Also I can teach you to fight and shoot arrows as an extra incentive. Winter's coming so it seems like a good idea to bunk up just in case. Bonus points if we've already talked so you know How I Choose To Be As A Person. (Capitals seem necessary as emphasis.) But it's not a requirement. You'll learn soon enough (cue evil laughter). This isn't helping my case is it?

If you want to come to this one it's three bedrooms so plenty of space! I can also leave as I've added nothing so far. Also if I get an offer and take it (I'm optimistic), and you're looking for someone yourself, feel free to leave a message here and shop around even if you've missed out on my wonderful presence.

Comments

[championofsnark]

I love it! She sounds like the power of nature that is lightning itself.

[tosavecocoon]

yeah. i think that was the point originally. if she turns up here, ill make sure you get to meet her.

[championofsnark]

Brilliant. Sorry she hasn't shown up yet for you.

[tosavecocoon]

she might one day. but shes back home, doing something really important. i cant be upset about that.

[championofsnark]

I hope the same goes for my sister. Well, I actually hope her life is terribly boring and she lives happily ever after, but that's unlikely.

[tosavecocoon]

you never know. maybe that will happen for her, too. its worth hoping for.

[championofsnark]

I wish it could be. She's a good girl. There are few people who deserve it as much as she does.