un: Hawkealicious

[championofsnark]

Alright you lot, I needed a little more space so I camped out in a house, but I also am used to more communal living so I thought I'd throw this out there. I'm sure there's a sign up sheet somewhere but I prefer being direct. Anyone need a housemate? I'm clean and only as cheerful/friendly as you want me to be (I can try to tone it down), and it means you'll always have plenty of food and cut wood (if you're into that). Also I can teach you to fight and shoot arrows as an extra incentive. Winter's coming so it seems like a good idea to bunk up just in case. Bonus points if we've already talked so you know How I Choose To Be As A Person. (Capitals seem necessary as emphasis.) But it's not a requirement. You'll learn soon enough (cue evil laughter). This isn't helping my case is it?

If you want to come to this one it's three bedrooms so plenty of space! I can also leave as I've added nothing so far. Also if I get an offer and take it (I'm optimistic), and you're looking for someone yourself, feel free to leave a message here and shop around even if you've missed out on my wonderful presence.

Comments

un; Ratonhnhaké:ton

[winswars]

No, it is not helping your case.

[Why are you always so cheerful Hawke?]

un: Hawkealicious

[championofsnark]

I'll have you know sixty-five percent of the time people find me moderately tolerable!

[winswars]

I am curious as to how you got those statistics.

[championofsnark]

I gave everyone I met a survey, obviously. How tolerable would you rank me, on a scale of 1-10?

[winswars]

A 5. Perhaps a 6, on a good day.

[championofsnark]

See, that's pretty good! The longer you know me, the higher that number will go. Aveline always introduced me as "Hawke, you'll get used to her."

[winswars]

That is not a good thing.

[At least Achilles had never gone that far with him.]

How long does it normally take?

[championofsnark]

No idea, but I know you already like me, darling, otherwise you wouldn't respond.

[winswars]

[Is she?

Is she flirting with him?

Is that what this is?]

Are you like this with everyone?

[championofsnark]

That depends, do you want to be special?

un: vanille

[tosavecocoon]

theres a free room in our house if you want. you just have to deal with all of my animals!

un: hawke

[championofsnark]

That's so sweet of you, lovey, but I could barely deal with the one dog back home! We might have a winner below. How many do you have anyway?

[tosavecocoon]

theyre really not that bad. just raine and bhakti inside for now. the other four are the purple llamas and theyre outside.

[ for now. it's probably only a matter of time at this point before she brings them inside for the winter. ]

[championofsnark]

Oh of couse! The llamas. Did you finalize all four names?

[tosavecocoon]

not yet. i have two for sure. maybe a third. maybe ill just start naming them after people. lightning could work.

[championofsnark]

Lightning's a great name! Wait, do you know someone named Lightning? That's brilliant.

[tosavecocoon]

yeah! shes really brave and strong. shes one of the people fighting to save cocoon back at home. my family too

[championofsnark]

I love it! She sounds like the power of nature that is lightning itself.

[tosavecocoon]

yeah. i think that was the point originally. if she turns up here, ill make sure you get to meet her.

un: riva

[vidal]

Funnily enough — I do find myself distressingly homeless at this moment in time.

un: hawkealicious

[championofsnark]

Oh really? And how distressed would that be?

[vidal]

Horrifyingly! Aghast. Bereft, and with this winter growing stronger and everything. (All joking aside, I've been at the inn, but considering an upgrade. It's pretty public, and I enjoy my privacy.)

[championofsnark]

What a lovely vocabulary you have, new housemate. (Someone else who loves colorful side commentary! It is meant to be!) It's the full red brick one not far from the pub itself. I warn you there may be a lot of weapons in here, I have a tendency to collect them.

[vidal]

The next-best thing to company is reading: it kills the time well if you’re looking for entertainment on a hostile, unsettled, unpopulated planet. Not that I speak from experience or anything.

And oh, not a problem. If I’d had the possibility, I would have stocked my own room with weapons — but unfortunately for me, guns seem in short supply here.

[championofsnark]

Oh certainly not, you're only using your broad imagination to come up with something so vaguely specific.

That's the projectiles that make things explode, yeah? Everyone keeps talking about them. Good thing they're not here, I'd be the girl bringing a bow to a gun fight!