sixthiterationtexts | un: Hawkealicious

Alright you lot, I needed a little more space so I camped out in a house, but I also am used to more communal living so I thought I'd throw this out there. I'm sure there's a sign up sheet somewhere but I prefer being direct. Anyone need a housemate? I'm clean and only as cheerful/friendly as you want me to be (I can try to tone it down), and it means you'll always have plenty of food and cut wood (if you're into that). Also I can teach you to fight and shoot arrows as an extra incentive. Winter's coming so it seems like a good idea to bunk up just in case. Bonus points if we've already talked so you know How I Choose To Be As A Person. (Capitals seem necessary as emphasis.) But it's not a requirement. You'll learn soon enough (cue evil laughter). This isn't helping my case is it?

If you want to come to this one it's three bedrooms so plenty of space! I can also leave as I've added nothing so far. Also if I get an offer and take it (I'm optimistic), and you're looking for someone yourself, feel free to leave a message here and shop around even if you've missed out on my wonderful presence.

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[Imagine, if you will, him asking Lucy what he should do.

And Lucy shrugging and telling him to go have fun.

Aka, being no help at all.]

I am uncertain how to respond to that.

Why? Do you not like sex?

I do not know.

[literally her right now] Would you like to know?

[Floundering.]

Your are very beautiful. And it would be an honor to share such a thing with you.

But I would wish for us to know each other better.

That's so very sweet. Well you do know I'm around, if you'd like to get to know me better.

[Going hard for that v-card.]

Perhaps I will see you at the Inn tonight.

That's interesting, I already planned on being at the Inn tonight! How marvelous would it be if we both just so happened to meet there?

un: Hawkealicious

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