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kamala khan | ms. marvel ([personal profile] morphogenia) wrote in [community profile] sixthiterationtexts2018-12-03 05:59 pm

un: slothbaby | @everyone

So I've been wondering about something! IDK I thought maybe you guys might be able to help?? Since I'm 90% sure you're all much older than me. Does anything really change when you turn 17?? Like I know I'm closer to legally being an adult... in the United States in my version of reality. TBH, I feel like that already happened back in that other place. I learned to hunt, how to make sure people tinier than me didn't starve to death or something else super awful, how to make sure the total strangers I lived with didn't kill each other and the rest of the community (harder than you think!), and stuff like that. For some reason the horrible stuff seems more adult. Learning how to knit didn't make me feel like a grown up. Weird.

I'm so off topic. Anyways! What else is there???? There's gotta be something, right??? 


(IDK=I do not know and TBH=To be honest

**in case Thor is reading this.)
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-04 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Listen if anybody tells you how to feel grown up please share it cause I'm in my late 30s and I still watch Adventure Time

[Don't judge him. It's AMAZING.]
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-04 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
RIGHT? Like look. I don't truck with that my little pony...stuff. Those guys are fucking creepy but I will freely admit if I need to relax I put on Adventure Time. And then wrestling.

Listen tho.

Seriously.

No adult knows what they're doing. Just- gonna let that slip
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-04 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me kid. You're gonna be fine.

I like Finn. He and Jake're pretty cool. When I was a kid I would have killed to have a dog.


[Now he has an alien.]
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
See? Redeeming the Brock name that's me.

[He hasn't forgotten that.]

You are lucky. My dad was deathly allergic to dogs. Cats hate me. Hell I'd just like an animal but I can't. I'm allergic too.

[You are not allergic to me?

Staring at the text he can feel Venom coil inside of him. All he wants is to come out and...cuddle Eddie?

What?

You like me.]
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-04 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
honestly I think it's just long hair? Maybe? My ex had a poofy cat.

[The cat was not poofy! That is a stupid word!]

Animals just don't seem to like me for some reason. It's sad. I vaguely recall wanting to be a vet for about 5 minutes as a kid.
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Your? I met - you know the guy with the dog right?
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-05 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You're a lucky duck.


Private;

...Kid can I ask you something? Remember how you said you knew another me and he also had a...special friend of a sort?
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Re: private;

[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-05 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I dreamt somebody asked me to share ...him. With people. To be honest I was like...you said you knew about this guy and it scared people? This...other me?
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[personal profile] imareporter 2018-12-07 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
...I think you might be right.

Thanks kid.