un: slothbaby | @everyone

[morphogenia]

So I've been wondering about something! IDK I thought maybe you guys might be able to help?? Since I'm 90% sure you're all much older than me. Does anything really change when you turn 17?? Like I know I'm closer to legally being an adult... in the United States in my version of reality. TBH, I feel like that already happened back in that other place. I learned to hunt, how to make sure people tinier than me didn't starve to death or something else super awful, how to make sure the total strangers I lived with didn't kill each other and the rest of the community (harder than you think!), and stuff like that. For some reason the horrible stuff seems more adult. Learning how to knit didn't make me feel like a grown up. Weird.

I'm so off topic. Anyways! What else is there???? There's gotta be something, right??? 


(IDK=I do not know and TBH=To be honest

**in case Thor is reading this.)

Comments

[morphogenia]

Jess!!!!! I know you read it's ten days from now by now!!! >(((((

Also thank you. All I ask is for one hug for my birthday. I will even take a super lame side hug.

[underachievement]

My hugs are super lame no matter what direction they're coming from.
Are you having a party?

[morphogenia]

Uh...... I have no idea. We didn't plan on it??

[underachievement]

I'm just wondering when I should drop off your gift so I can avoid the crowds. [ and frank ]

[morphogenia]

I don't think we'll have crowds or anything like that, but I guess morning???? Just text me before you come!

[underachievement]

I'll try for morning.

You know you're more grown up than most of the adults I've met. Don't sweat it if 17 doesn't come with any big epiphanies.

[morphogenia]

Are you sure?? Ok trick question. You're usually sure about stuff. Growing up is just really weird when you're stuck in a dimension that no one knows how to escape! And you might be a clone I guess idk.

[underachievement]

In which case, we're about the same age. And honestly we're crushing it for six-month-olds.

[morphogenia]

You're right! We're super talented.

Also you have to get leftovers after our hypothetical party fyi.

[underachievement]

Like Frank would ever let me live without them.

[morphogenia]

He just wants to live his best Nonna life. Who are we to stop him??? ;(

[underachievement]

A nonna is like a butch grandma, I'm guessing?

[morphogenia]

More like a cute old lady who won't stop feeding and mothering you. My bff Bruno has one and Frank totally is like her except you know. The beard.

[underachievement]

God I hate that idiot beard.

[morphogenia]

Really?! Why didn't you say anything about it?!

[underachievement]

Because if that's the reason he gets rid of it, it's even worse.

[morphogenia]

Okay that's a good point, but you should say that stuff in private. You know how sensitive he is.

[And how likely it is he reads everyone's posts.]

[underachievement]

My opinion is always a burden on people. He should know what to expect from the username. [ or just not read her conversations ]

[morphogenia]

Being brutally honest about what you think is kind of your deal.

[underachievement]

It's yours too, you just think nicer things than me. Usually.

[morphogenia]

It depends on how angry I am. In my defense, I've seen some dumb stuff. Like really dumb.