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[morphogenia]

So I've been wondering about something! IDK I thought maybe you guys might be able to help?? Since I'm 90% sure you're all much older than me. Does anything really change when you turn 17?? Like I know I'm closer to legally being an adult... in the United States in my version of reality. TBH, I feel like that already happened back in that other place. I learned to hunt, how to make sure people tinier than me didn't starve to death or something else super awful, how to make sure the total strangers I lived with didn't kill each other and the rest of the community (harder than you think!), and stuff like that. For some reason the horrible stuff seems more adult. Learning how to knit didn't make me feel like a grown up. Weird.

I'm so off topic. Anyways! What else is there???? There's gotta be something, right??? 


(IDK=I do not know and TBH=To be honest

**in case Thor is reading this.)

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[oorah]

that was creepy and specific. i'll make it happen.

the decorations. not staying dead forever. [ just to be clear??? ]

[morphogenia]

!!!!! DON'T TEASE ME. MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT.

But, okay!! Just don't go overboard. You know I'm just happy if I get at least one hug and tons of food in a flexible order.

[oorah]

come on, when do i ever go overboard?

[ still teasing, mercilessly. ]

[morphogenia]

YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WITH ME HAS BEEN OVERBOARD. Greatest hits in no partic. order: I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES, BUT LET ME FIND A WAY TO MAKE YOU HOT DOGS YOU CAN ACTUALLY EAT, I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS, BUT LET ME GET YOU A BED WHICH CAN LITERALLY GET ME KILLED IF EITHER OF US DROP IT, HEY LET'S FIX UP A HOUSE TOGETHER SO WE'RE NO LONGER #THOSECRAZYPEOPLEWITHTHESILENTHOUSE, HEY LET ME TRAIN YOU HOW TO FIGHT BC IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A HUNDRED OTHER PROJECTS GOING....

I can do this all day. >((((((((

[oorah]

i feel so called out rn

[ did he do that right? ]

[morphogenia]

That's because you have been!!!


Also I'm never been more proud of you! ;^;

[oorah]

did i do a meme?

[ like he doesn't know ]

my strategies may be extreme but you can't argue with my results.

[morphogenia]

Kind of?? You're losing points by doubting yourself fyi. And no I can't!! You pretty much get an A in the super helpful department.

[oorah]

i've never done one before! i'm not allowed to ask?

you do know i'm not even really trying here [ frank that makes it more impressive not less ]

[morphogenia]

What????? THIS IS YOU NOT TRYING?! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GREAT AT STUFF?! ARE YOU SAYING FULL EFFORT FRANK IS SOME KIND OF GENIUS AT EVERYTHING?!










in hindsight i should have seen this coming :'<

[oorah]

how did you literally not know that? i was running a whole town before.

[ he's taking the easy way out here and he thought they all knew it ]

[morphogenia]

DON'T USE LITERALLY AGAINST ME! But, I thought we were just managing your stress levels?! BECAUSE YOU DIED ONCE. I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS ACTUALLY LAZINESS. I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING YOU TO A HEALTHIER PLACE!!!



okay yeah it's getting more obvious the more i type this out. you're like a honor roll student taking remedial classes here.

[oorah]

[ ok like does he even have to respond to that one ]

[morphogenia]

[No, she's gonna lay on the couch and talk to the cat about this. Best to stay out of it.]