UN: None of your Goddamn Business

[moderndayassassin]

Alright what the fuck is up with these mice? This is the third damn time I've had to nearly set fire to myself.

Also who has booze and what do you want to barter for it?

Private to Connor

Hey. I need a favor.

Private To Lucy

Hey

Can we just

could I

fuck

Comments

UN: FormerPilot

[skyward_eyes]

One almost killed me. Two have tried to. They're evil. Set them on fire, or find a cat.

[moderndayassassin]

If I tried to actually set them on fire, I'd accidentally burn this house down. They move so fast.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh. Yeah, 7 did that. Okay, best plan? Move. Preferably in with someone who has a cat. They don't like cats.

[moderndayassassin]

What? This isn't like college, I'm not just going to move in with someone.

[skyward_eyes]

There is value with staying with someone who can use fire without burning the house down. Or who has something to keep the pests away. Even temporarily.

private to the grand child | un; Ratonhnhaké:ton

[winswars]

What do you need?

[He can not believe he's related to you.]

UN: Desmond

[moderndayassassin]

[Starts to type five different times, cancels it all.] I don't know when in the timeline you are.

[moderndayassassin]

Good idea, in a general way, but that's not going to be a thing. Why this infestation of rodents anyway?

[skyward_eyes]

Now that one I can't answer for you. I'm new here too, right?

[moderndayassassin]

I know, man, but you're one of those friendly ask questions type.

[winswars]

[God this is. So weird.]

We had just won the battle for Mommouth. I woke up here soon after.

[skyward_eyes]

Okay, this is where I should bow or curtsy or something, show I am honored for the title. I'm sorry, I'm sorta laughing. But I can't help it. I hate these things. They nearly killed me. I was honest to Hyne frozen solid and would be dead if this Altair guy hadn't thawed me out.

[moderndayassassin]

Alright. I didn't want to accidentally say any shit that wasn't welcome.

[moderndayassassin]

Altair did the same for me. He's just like that.

[winswars]

You may always say whatever you need, Desmond.

[moderndayassassin]

Naw, I don't want to make this more awkward than it already is.

[skyward_eyes]

So, hard to read tone and intention in text but... sounds like there's a story there. Someone you knew before?

[winswars]

Desmond.

[Can you hear the serious tone, grandson? Can you?]

Speak plainly.

[moderndayassassin]

You're doing the voice and face aren't you?

[moderndayassassin]

We're related.

[skyward_eyes]

Second cousins?

[No offense, you don't look related. Are you adopted?]

[winswars]

It is strange that you know that.

Voice

[ataashihunter]

I got a bottle of beer left, was thinking about trying to brew another round soon. It is yours if you help me brew the next batch.

Voice

[moderndayassassin]

...yeah cool I could do that. I actually used to work at a bar and brewery for awhile

[moderndayassassin]

See, that's what I mean. It's awkward.