UN: None of your Goddamn Business

[moderndayassassin]

Alright what the fuck is up with these mice? This is the third damn time I've had to nearly set fire to myself.

Also who has booze and what do you want to barter for it?

Private to Connor

Hey. I need a favor.

Private To Lucy

Hey

Can we just

could I

fuck

Comments

UN: FormerPilot

[skyward_eyes]

One almost killed me. Two have tried to. They're evil. Set them on fire, or find a cat.

[moderndayassassin]

If I tried to actually set them on fire, I'd accidentally burn this house down. They move so fast.

[skyward_eyes]

Oh. Yeah, 7 did that. Okay, best plan? Move. Preferably in with someone who has a cat. They don't like cats.

[moderndayassassin]

What? This isn't like college, I'm not just going to move in with someone.

[skyward_eyes]

There is value with staying with someone who can use fire without burning the house down. Or who has something to keep the pests away. Even temporarily.

[moderndayassassin]

Good idea, in a general way, but that's not going to be a thing. Why this infestation of rodents anyway?

[skyward_eyes]

Now that one I can't answer for you. I'm new here too, right?

private to the grand child | un; Ratonhnhaké:ton

[winswars]

What do you need?

[He can not believe he's related to you.]

UN: Desmond

[moderndayassassin]

[Starts to type five different times, cancels it all.] I don't know when in the timeline you are.

[winswars]

[God this is. So weird.]

We had just won the battle for Mommouth. I woke up here soon after.

[moderndayassassin]

Alright. I didn't want to accidentally say any shit that wasn't welcome.

[winswars]

You may always say whatever you need, Desmond.

[moderndayassassin]

Naw, I don't want to make this more awkward than it already is.

Voice

[ataashihunter]

I got a bottle of beer left, was thinking about trying to brew another round soon. It is yours if you help me brew the next batch.

Voice

[moderndayassassin]

...yeah cool I could do that. I actually used to work at a bar and brewery for awhile

Re: Voice

[ataashihunter]

Then you probably know more than me. I just read a book and figured I'd start experimenting. A place like this without a brewery... unheard of

Re: Voice

[moderndayassassin]

I know some stuff, I watched them making it, so I get the general gist. Never tried it myself, but it's for a pretty good cause in this case.

Re: Voice

[ataashihunter]

That being us getting drunk of course.

How about you come over [ He gives general directions to the house. ] And we can open that bottle I have left

Re: Voice

[moderndayassassin]

[Reluctant chuckle]

Yeah, that seems real important at the moment.

Sure, okay. I'm Desmond.

un: eden

[retributes]

I have some moonshine. Unfortunately I have no plans to give it up.

un: None of Your Goddamn Business

[moderndayassassin]

How'd you get that?

un: eden

[retributes]

Someone at the inn.

un: NOYGB

[moderndayassassin]

Cool I'll get it from them. Or apparently be making beer soon.

un: eden

[retributes]

That should be an interesting experience.

un: NOYGB

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah guess so. Being a supplier of booze in this place is a pretty smart approach.