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Zevran Arainai ([personal profile] ombranera) wrote in [community profile] sixthiterationtexts2018-12-13 09:01 pm

UN: Antivan Lover

[ BEHOLD, Zevran lounging, somewhat, dressed comfortably as he's settled by the fire, wrist angled just so to make his angles all the more artful as he makes his most somber of faces into the camera. ]

I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Village.

[ The face drops and now, well, he is all smiles. ]

Is it just me or is place full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque warriors, lithe scholars, voluptuous women, people in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, those in charge of this place must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.

Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?

And so I turn to you, my fellow villagers. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would kiss them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now if they so wished", how would you rate the beautiful people of our Village?

In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!

Kate - Such poise, such fire, such compassion to continue to feed the village every day for our luncheon meal, never asking thanks or consideration for her labors. She gives of her heart and her skills, minding the fires and tending to our lonely souls. A flame in the dark, she with glimmering eyes and so sweet a voice- and fiery temper, who wouldn't wish to spend a time by the hearth with her?

Shiro - A gallant man indeed, with a keen eye and a warm heart that seems terribly unaware of his own beauty, which is all the more a shame. He has a face that looks as though it were sculpted by artists, a broad strength to him that is beguiling- and a quiet sorrow that is enticing. Perhaps a night or two in pleasing company might lift his spirits? It is certainly worth a shot!

Anne - Now here is a woman with a taste for the finer things in life. She knows what it is that she wants and takes no prisoners in finding a way to get it. The fall of her hair, the flash of her eyes, the wicked curve of her lips? It does get the blood pumping, that is certain. She, well. She I would ask the favor of her favor and content myself with whatever I received.

Altaïr - For a man that certainly turns many a head without noticing, I must admit, I am baffled. How can one be so lovely and so utterly unaware of it? Has he not seen himself? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the weight of wisdom; he I would have right now if he understood my flirtations.

[ OH WAIT HE ALMOST FORGOT TWO MORE ]


Elektra - Someone so fine, so fit, so lovely- with a richness to her voice and a mystery to her poise- ah, she brings to mind a Bard from Orlais, or any discerning lady of the Antivan Court. Someone with a beauty such as hers should be captured by painters, lauded by poets, she ought to turn the eye of a great many in the village. Were she free and of a mind? I'd lose days to her company.

Steven - Never before have I seen so quietly carved an adonis- with piercing eyes and skin so fair it does make one wonder how deeply he might blush- shoulders so broad and a waist so trim? I would climb him like a tree to rid him of this cloud of sorrow that clings to his shoulders. Perhaps he needs the right distraction, yes? And I am ever so good at being distracting.
championofsnark: (Default)

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[personal profile] championofsnark 2018-12-14 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Hawke's very distinct voice.] I have not met an ugly person yet in this bloody place. I mean, yes, if I kidnapped a load of people, I would certainly take the best looking ones if I had a choice, but still!
spoileralert: (A likely story)

video; un: on board with this tho

[personal profile] spoileralert 2018-12-14 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. You're really horny, huh.
championofsnark: (listening amused)

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[personal profile] championofsnark 2018-12-14 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Do you need someone to stroke your ego, darling? You know very well you are the sexiest person here.

DO I GET TO NAME PEOPLE. There's too many.
womanofvalue: (determined)

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[personal profile] womanofvalue 2018-12-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's just going to stare, slightly disapprovingly, possibly very annoyed. ]

If you're so very flush with time to rhapsodize, would you like to come help gut today's fishing haul? At least you can be useful and prattle about wicked lips.
spoileralert: (Sigh)

[personal profile] spoileralert 2018-12-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
More than that, I'm sure. But I'm just barely 18, and that disqualifies me for a lot of people.
championofsnark: (wave it me)

[personal profile] championofsnark 2018-12-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
You have a way with your mouth like no other, both in terms of these beautiful words you spread throughout the village and also in all the other ways you should.

Okay first I'm generally nominating everyone from Tony Stark's world because I'm convinced no one from there is allowed to be ugly. This is a blanket 'all of you people are hot what skin care do you use!' You're all stupid beautiful. I love looking at you.
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[personal profile] can_fight_ugly 2018-12-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Anne is listening to this post with a detached bemusement - she'd only met Zevran the once, so far, but she appreciated the flair he brought (and, of course, he had tamed her poor dry hair and that was to be commended).

To hear her own name called out is entirely unexpected, but given the circumstances she can only laugh brightly. Flattery will get you nowhere except that's a lie and she's needed this.]


Look at you, so beguiling and suave. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were trying to score a playmate for the night.

I feel like I've been tagged on Facebook or something. Let me think ... [She had met some very nice and very attractive people so far.]

I'd like to call attention to Franklin; hopefully he won't be too embarrassed if I do. To do what he does, you need nerves of steel, book smarts, street smarts, and the emotional intelligence to know the difference. And, he looks like the kind of guy that would give the best backrubs.
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skyward_eyes: Harry Shum Jr as Mike Chang in Glee (*Remembering You're A SeeD (Happy))

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[personal profile] skyward_eyes 2018-12-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
And here I thought when we first met you were just drunk to be that forward about your preferences. And now here I'm just wondering if there is ever a time when you don't speak your mind about this stuff, Zevran.

But you aren't wrong about how many unfairly attractive people there are in this place.

Let's see, with your list the only one I'm all that familiar with is Altaïr, and you know what, you haven't said nearly enough good things about Altaïr's voice. If you could bottle that and sell it as syrup a think a lot of people would want it poured on them. Just an observation. Can I say it's my job to notice those things? Seems a safe bet. Let's put him at kiss him now, without reservation. However I think he's the sort to let age differences figure in so...

Now you should add in Desmond, because he's a bit newer here and I don't know if you've seen him. Supposedly a distant relative of Altaïr's, and I've got to say that jawline? Wonderful. I've heard you do trims and shaves, Zevran, don't touch his facial hair. That bit of scruffiness can really be attractive in its own way. Can we have kiss him tonight on this scale? Like, between 'kiss them tomorrow' and 'have them now' on the scale.

But you know whose name you're really missing there?

Zevran Arainai. A man who not only knows his assets, but knows them well enough to display them with such an artist's eye. And, from his own stories, has a way with his mouth. Another man with a rich voice you want wrapped up in, and the smile? Sharp as your tongue and your wit. How about rating him as a 'would really love to see how sensitive those ears are'. And since the scale is time based let's use 'whenever agreeable to him.'

[Regrets are for situations way less crazy than this.]
womanofvalue: (honestly you starks)

[personal profile] womanofvalue 2018-12-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want any rhapsodizing, I'd much rather you put some of that focus towards useful things and poetry about beauty may be pretty, but won't feed us during the winter.

[ And here she had hoped fishguts and cold water might do the trick. ]
championofsnark: (listening amused)

[personal profile] championofsnark 2018-12-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Aw! That's quite a compliment, Varric never compliments my bosom equal to dwarves, he's a terrible best friend.

YES. Wait I don't know Thor yet. Is he just as ridiculously attractive? I felt bad admiring Steve's remarkable eyelashes while he was sick, but ... have you seen them? They're so long.
can_fight_ugly: (smile)

[personal profile] can_fight_ugly 2018-12-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[She knew there was at least one person here she could go to for consistant compliments, but that was cheating, and she didn't want to encourage him.]

Well, not everyone appreciates being thrust into the lime-light. Lucky for you, I thrive in it. Maybe in a slightly different context, but. I can handle a room.

[Yes, definitely a very different context.]
can_fight_ugly: (whimsy)

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[personal profile] can_fight_ugly 2018-12-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Makes me wonder what the end goal is if attractiveness is one of their priorities.
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[personal profile] can_fight_ugly 2018-12-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I certainly appreciate it, Zevran. You yourself are a beacon of life.

I'm glad you're spreading the love, so to speak.
skyward_eyes: Harry Shum Jr as Mike Chang in Glee (*Do I Have Enough Junctions? (Pensive))

[personal profile] skyward_eyes 2018-12-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Frigid waters and fishguts? Well, if that's what floats your boat, then by all means you're welcome to it. But I suggest getting him on a nice long speech when you do. Then you have to loop the audio less. A man's got to be practical, you know.

[A quiet little sigh at the age question. That one is going to drive Nida mad while he's here, he just knows it.]

I have a feeling not a lot of people had an upbringing like you, Zevran. So they get touchy about age. About 'maturity' and ability to consent. And amount of alcohol in their system for that matter, but that one I kind of agree with. Anyway, cut off where I am from varies by country, typically agreed that it's 18 in a lot of places. That being said...

I'm twenty on New Year's Eve, so I think I can get away with flattering you for a while. A long while. If only to imagine how you'd preen over it. You strike me as a preener, how could you not be when you've got a whole opera made on your escapades? I doubt they could cast an actor with half so much charm as you have.

Hearths make poor bedfellows in my mind. No embrace to speak of.

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