two >>> i make a fist and not a plan

[expeditiousness]

un: SPEED
private; @wiccan

wanda’s gone.

[what. it’s fine. tommy’s totally fine.]


[some time later:]
@everyone

idk who here knew wanda but fyi she’s gone now, if you didn’t already hear.

Comments

[imareporter]

...Sure.

[BRB panicking.]

Just curious.

[expeditiousness]

you were friends with wanda? or just her doggo?

Private

[imareporter]

[Instant thought. I barely knew her. Walked her dog a few times-

LIES Eddie she made us feel good! Made YOU feel good and you will HONOR that-

Not the time Not the time Not the time-

YES. TIME.]

We were going out.

I mean a few dates maybe.

this is really awkward holy shit I'm sorry.

Private

[expeditiousness]

wow. i had no idea she was seeing anyone.

sorry, dude. that really sucks.

Re: Private

[imareporter]

[I'm fine-.]

Kinda...not processing it that whole temple trip was hard.

How'd you know her? I mean if you don't mind my asking we weren't anything ...official you know?

[expeditiousness]

i heard about that. i was stuck here but my brother got poofed up to the mountain. he said it really sucked.

[hoo boy, how to explain his relationship with wanda. buckle in, dudes.]

it’s not really a secret. wanda was family. kinda. we weren’t from the same worlds, but wanda maximoff back home is our mother by magic, me and billy. here she was more like a big sister to us. she was cool.

[imareporter]

Is this the reality where ...Eddie Brock and Venom are bad guys who apparently kill and eat people a lot?

[He smiles staring at the stuff.]

...Did she do anything for you guys I mean maybe I could help

[expeditiousness]

[that is a good question.]

idk maybe? venom sounds familiar. i don't really keep up with everyone in the superhero community tho. that's more billy's thing.

['cause he's a big nerd!]

she showed me how to do stuff with knives but mostly she was just around? she liked having us around, i guess. do you know any cool knife tricks?

[imareporter]

There's a whole damn community?-sounds like my world except the community thing is new.

...Sadly no. I can teach you how to take care of a motorcycle.

Also I turn into a giant alien at night that's kinda cool

[expeditiousness]

i guess? there’s some mutant groups, the avengers, the young avengers - well, that last one got broken up but still. some of us kept working. and i’m sure there’s more i’m forgetting.

[learning stuff about motorcycles would be cool, but tommy’s pretty sure they don’t have any here - they’re noisy, thus hard to miss. that other thing though ... ]

do you turn into an alien on purpose? is that one of those color things?

[imareporter]

No.

It's a long story but I ended up breaking up an evil corporation that was kidnapping homeless people and forcing them to bond with aliens. I ended up bonding with one but he sorta turned out to like earth after meeting me and this sounds totally fucking stupid doesn't it

[expeditiousness]

not really, dude. one of my friends is a half-kree half-skrull alien, another one was a robot. and if you took down an evil corporation, it sounds like you and your alien friend are heroes!