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[Sam's put a lot of debate into this text. Like, a lot a lot. To the point of obsession, really. And there are a lot of ways she could go about doing this. But with only 140 characters and about thirty eight rewrites, she finally settles on blunt. It's her brand. Not like it ultimately matters, right? She's coming to terms with that.]

Fuck it. Hi. I'm a vampire.

Yes I drink blood.

No I don't want yours.

Yes I'm probably gonna starve to death soon.

No I don't sparkle.

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[Sam isn't much for this thing they call "hope." But she does want to meet Liv...]

Which house?

last one on the road to the river, the purple one

i can wait out front if you want

Maybe I'll stop by sometime

You know

For science

literally

just let me know when you're coming so we don't miss each other

and don't put it off too long ok? we can help i swear

If you're gonna suggest badgers...

I already tried

Those fuckers are impossible to catch

i'm catching stuff for me already, if you can do animals we can do 2 birds 1 stone

maybe literally lol

[Okay. Sam officially likes this chick. And Sam doesn't like anyone. Ever.]

You actually caught stuff?

I'm not worthy

yeah let's just say you wouldn't like me when i'm angry

woodland creatures don't stand a chance

Girl, I'm bringing you a gallon of my potato vodka

If it isn't drinkable, you can always use it to clean your silverware

aww how did you know i love paint thinner

LOL

Is everyone from your world this chill?

i thought you said you knew ravi

When I met him, he was beard-deep in a gallon of chocolate ice cream

i rest my case

I yield

Tomorrow night? Worst dinner ever? Your place?

sounds like a plan

you bring the paint thinner, i'll bring the eviscerated wildlife

You're on

:)

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