un: oscar meyer

[oorah]

Is anyone else going to miss their new color when this whole thing inevitably wears off?

Also it seems obvious in retrospect but our colors have to do with our personalities. If you guys have noticed anything like that I guess I can add it to my notes.

Comments

UN: The Brock Report

[imareporter]

Yes. Absolutely.


PRIVATE

My personality's done a complete 180 and Venom's has too - which has made him hungrier. For those of us not entirely human


anymore


that might be important to know. He just feels more confident.

permaprivate

[oorah]

what color are you guys now?

Re: permaprivate

[imareporter]

Red - the slightly badass ones.

We're normally blue, the sad sack fulla shit hate the world guys

[oorah]

i thought you were teal like me. i'm red too rn it's kind of awesome?!

[imareporter]

I'm teal. Teal is a kind of blue. Can't fucking type don't really want to remember being teal.

Cause my ex is...was teal for this shit? She's normally black and she was so...needy and desperate and Christ we're not like that are we?

It's EXTREMELY awesome.

[oorah]

ok but there's a blue and a green so teal is less confusing

probably. we'll know again soon right? this shit never lasts long. i really will miss it. this is so relaxing

[imareporter]

Yeah.

[Oh shit look at him not oversharing.]

Actually got laid. Actually had a good time. Venom feels better, if it's not a little scary but yknow fuck it

why're you teal you seem sorta normal

[oorah]

good for you man. [ he knows the feeling??? he's not overthinking every tiny thing rn. ] i do? guess i should step my game up.

[imareporter]

thanks

Probably. Then again I'm extra sensitive apparently and I hyper focus on things and I have a hero complex and a bunch of therapist shit and

fuck it.

I wish we had alcohol here. I wish I could drink alcohol

[oorah]

i make wine. and sam has vodka and thor is trying for mead. unless you mean you can't drink bc of venom. if so whatever i don't pretend to know how that works.

have you ever tried weed?

[imareporter]

Can't drink because of Venom

and I eat enough

[oorah]

not all blends make you hungry. some just even you out. idk think about it