un: oscar meyer

[oorah]

Is anyone else going to miss their new color when this whole thing inevitably wears off?

Also it seems obvious in retrospect but our colors have to do with our personalities. If you guys have noticed anything like that I guess I can add it to my notes.

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[oorah]

[ bruce's notes are compiled of frank's research so ... no he doesn't need those notes lmao. he also just doesn't care right now, about much. so that makes it easy. ] is that what it is? i mostly just feel really calm. i've been red for like a week now and it's honestly nice. he should be back to normal soon i think. this stuff never lasts too long.

[skyward_eyes]

I don't know. I mean, there is some of that refusal to feel bad for his choices is refreshing.

But I guess people have different reactions or something.

[oorah]

people usually do. that's why i was collecting data or... netting data to collect later when i give a fuck.

you're welcome, future frank.

[skyward_eyes]

Dude, I expect future frank might want to punch you.

I don't know if you'd deserve it.

[oorah]

for not being a tightass on the network?

actually you might have a point there

[skyward_eyes]

Can I buy tickets for when future Frank catches up to you?

Also, since you're so agreeable now, WHY bother being a tightass on the network?

[oorah]

probably bc i usually care what you assholes think yeah he really is going to kill me. stay tuned

[skyward_eyes]

See, the issue with text based communications? I am literally trained to read people and I've got NO clue whether you're being genuine or not.

Texting is actually the worse.

Staying tuned. I'll make sure there's a really pretty service, help Kamala carry the casket.

[oorah]

who says i'd want you as my pallbearer??

jk you can help

[skyward_eyes]

I'd do it because Kamala and Billy would need someone to carry your weight around.

Thanks. I guess.

[oorah]

this conversation is a drag. i promised kam i wouldn't die again.

[skyward_eyes]

Then make sure future you doesn't win the fight. Simple as that. Current you is more merciful. So win the fight, be the big fucking hero, take care of her.

Seems simple.

[oorah]

you do realize we're the same fucking person, right? and who said anything about mercy?

[skyward_eyes]

I do get that. But you started the metaphor and I'm enjoying it.

[oorah]

happy to entertain

[skyward_eyes]

Somehow I doubt that. Just go back to your dogs. And your being protective of Kam. Hope you two patched things up.

[oorah]

oh yeah thanks for talking to her. we're cool now. even if i'm pretty sure she doesn't like me as much as og frank.

[skyward_eyes]

I have no clue what 'og' means, but cool. Glad to hear it.

[oorah]

it stands for original gangster. it's a dumb way of saying the first. which i guess in this place none of us are right? supposedly.

[skyward_eyes]

I'm from a world where magically it's possible to condense space-time into one point. I have literally no specific cause to suggest that this isn't real.

[oorah]

i didn't say it wasn't real.

[skyward_eyes]

As it's entirely possible for me to be, well, me. This stuff is weird, but really? Within the possibility of my world.