UN: Twilight Sparkle | @everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam hasn't been sleeping. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Getting struck by lightning will do that. Feeling all alone will do that. Insane, mind-twisting nightmares will do that. At any rate, the extra time awake has left her with nothing to do but think. You might call it stewing.

You might be right.

Lately, she's been thinking a lot about color. You can't blame the girl. Once upon a time, all she wanted to be was an artist. She's covered her walls in drawings, stolen every scrap of paper she can find. And, oh, yes, she has blue hair. There's that, too. So, yes. Color is on her mind. Which is what leads her to a string of late-night texts.]

Text 1:
First of all, this user name? Still really hilarious. I hope you're jerking off at your own amusement, Overlords. /slow clap

Text 2:
Anyway, I've been thinking about something a lot lately and I was kinda wondering if anyone out there in Neverland had any thoughts about it

Text 3:
What the fuck is up with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Scrubs around here?

Text 4:
I mean, seriously, what's the deal? Do our Overlords just really like their color palate of choice?

Text 5:
And, like, why did I end up in black? Did they think it would compliment my hair? Or what? Why are all the underwear models red or blue?

[Another text comes a few minutes later.]

Text 6:
I really miss sleep, guys...

Comments

un: Second-Rate Superhero

[fwips]

i wish i had black
white is no bueno when theres no bleach

[thegreatexperiment]

Well, on the bright side, your white will eventually become black
Or black-ish

un: Eats Brains Daily

[living_proof]

SWEET, I'm in an underwear model category. Thanks, pilates.

[Private]

[thegreatexperiment]

Dude
User name

un: Coffee Means Sex

[theluckygirl]

I've figured out the reason why I was sick for those three days. Turns out light grey scrubs probably has something to do with healing.

[thegreatexperiment]

Healing?
What are our other healthcare workers wearing?

un: Locutus

[enterprisingheart]

How long has it been since you last slept?

[thegreatexperiment]

Um...

Don't remember

un: Salty Healer

[half_elven]

[Someone needs to explain a few terms to him, given they're complete gibberish currently to him. It took some time and observation to connect the dots and solve the puzzle that 'user name' presented at first. Don't ask him what his is supposed to mean, as he has no idea why it begins with an adjective that is typically applied to water or food. Perhaps it's reference to where he was born? Though that just raises even more unsettling questions that he'd prefer not to even consider.

Jerking off, Neverland, Techicolor scrubs are three things he doubts he'll figure out without asking pointed questions about. Given he currently has nothing else to do due to the weather being as foul as it is, he'll poke those questions and perhaps also give the person his own theories on the importance of the colors they've been given.]

Might I ask what it is that you're hoping those overlords are doing due to this user name thing?

Where is Neverland? Is that what you call this world we're on?

Technicolor Dream Scrubs?

As for why certain people were given specific colors, that is a mystery I have not solved yet. I believe that there is a reason however for it.

Certain colors appear to be linked to certain abilities capable of being performed by the person wearing a specific color.

[thegreatexperiment]

[Oooookay. This should be fun.]

Can I venture a guess that you're not from the planet Earth?

un: Second-Rate Superhero

[fwips]

WHAT
WHERES MY POWER
I DIDNT GET A POWER

@wonder warden

[underachievement]

There's probably a Twilight Zone episode about it.
Has anyone ruled out the human zoo theory?

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

I lean more toward Skinner Box than zoo

2/2

[thegreatexperiment]

But if it were a zoo, does that mean they're selling little wax figures of us in a gift shop?

un: Broken

[twistedjudge]

Why're you complaining about getting black? Black doesn't show dirt or blood

[thegreatexperiment]

Guessing you got something that does?

un: Bloodwhore [Threadjacking welcome]

[littledhampir]

Could be worse
You could have magenta

[A several moments later.]

Its Rose
Not a word about the name

[thegreatexperiment]

[Well, THAT name certainly has Sam intrigued...

But she's a good girl, even punchdrunk. She doesn't say a thing.]

Sam
Why does everyone hate pink so much?

un: KingNothing

[demonic_divinity]

[ One of the new guys was following along with the whole fast moving conversations. People's wrists have to be buzzing like no ones business. ]

Blue works with most colors, depending on eye color it could also, bring out other features. If the clothing was not that of scrubs anyway.

[ He's just defending his favorite color.]

[thegreatexperiment]

Any color can be a neutral under the right circumstances
Nothing about this clown rodeo is the "right circumstances"

Un: IronClad

[theimmortalweapon]

[Danny frowns at the name, well that's not right...]

I have a few questions

[He has no idea where to start.]I

What's Twilight Sparkle?

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

A really dickish way of saying "vampire"

un: Dumb Bitch Energy

[3ofswords]

far as i can tell black is just the group with the smartest and best looking people

so no extra powers necessary

un: Dumb Bitch Energy

[3ofswords]

i also keep a list of people and their weird color coding, my other hypothesis is that red is for assholes

un: petrova doppelganger

[copingskills]

we can trade if you wanted. i don't know who would want red over black when it comes to scrubs tho.

and i'm definitely not an underwear model.

[thegreatexperiment]

Girl, with your looks, you could be

un: lugosi

[cleptes]

The meaning behind the scrub colours stumps me a little but our Overlords must have some reason for it.

[thegreatexperiment]

That's what worries me
But hey, glad "Overlords" is getting momentum

un:mayor hotdog

[oorah]

why aren't you sleeping?

[ he knows a thing or two about that ]

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

Nightmares

un: Secret Whore

[fishermansweater]

Glad someone noticed the models, I was beginning to think people here were blind

Used to think it was something to do with personality, but we've had people come back here with a different color, so there goes that theory.

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

Come back?
Come back from where?