UN: Twilight Sparkle | @everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam hasn't been sleeping. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Getting struck by lightning will do that. Feeling all alone will do that. Insane, mind-twisting nightmares will do that. At any rate, the extra time awake has left her with nothing to do but think. You might call it stewing.

You might be right.

Lately, she's been thinking a lot about color. You can't blame the girl. Once upon a time, all she wanted to be was an artist. She's covered her walls in drawings, stolen every scrap of paper she can find. And, oh, yes, she has blue hair. There's that, too. So, yes. Color is on her mind. Which is what leads her to a string of late-night texts.]

Text 1:
First of all, this user name? Still really hilarious. I hope you're jerking off at your own amusement, Overlords. /slow clap

Text 2:
Anyway, I've been thinking about something a lot lately and I was kinda wondering if anyone out there in Neverland had any thoughts about it

Text 3:
What the fuck is up with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Scrubs around here?

Text 4:
I mean, seriously, what's the deal? Do our Overlords just really like their color palate of choice?

Text 5:
And, like, why did I end up in black? Did they think it would compliment my hair? Or what? Why are all the underwear models red or blue?

[Another text comes a few minutes later.]

Text 6:
I really miss sleep, guys...

Comments

un: KingNothing

[demonic_divinity]

[ One of the new guys was following along with the whole fast moving conversations. People's wrists have to be buzzing like no ones business. ]

Blue works with most colors, depending on eye color it could also, bring out other features. If the clothing was not that of scrubs anyway.

[ He's just defending his favorite color.]

[thegreatexperiment]

Any color can be a neutral under the right circumstances
Nothing about this clown rodeo is the "right circumstances"

[demonic_divinity]

A fine point, but, the fact remains that black matches most everything. Unless it washes one out. If one is to pale they may look bad.

[ KingNothing is typing.]

And as you already stated with 'underwear models', clearly no one here looks that bad. A fine lack of hair product and nice clothes aside.

[thegreatexperiment]

I didn't say NO ONE here looks that bad

[demonic_divinity]

No, you didn't, but it can be read from your words. Text does not convey meaning.

[ Which is why he loved text so much. Less interaction. But, he knows not to be a complete dick right now.]

I do apologize however, it is rude of me to assume that was the meaning.

[thegreatexperiment]

Believe me, there are some uggos
Like me

[demonic_divinity]

I must ask, is that personal opinion, or fact?

[ Look, he's fought demons, nothings more uggo than old ass succubi. Not that he fought it, but he saw it over a computer screen.]

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm a scientist
I only deal in facts

[demonic_divinity]

Work with me here, oh Scientist. What do you look like. Describe it.

[ Boredom was a terrible thing.]

[thegreatexperiment]

OK
Close your eyes
Picture a BBQ fork

[demonic_divinity]

[ Give him a second, he's busy laughing. Anyone in the inn can hear it. Opps. That was not what he expected. ]

Are you at least a shiny bbq fork? How does that even work.

[thegreatexperiment]

No one's shiny here
Not enough soap

[demonic_divinity]

I have noticed. There must be a way to rectify this.

[ His pretty hair is to light for this. ]

[thegreatexperiment]

Talk to Helen
she's our guru

[demonic_divinity]

Duly noted, thank you BBQ Fork.

[thegreatexperiment]

That's Twilight Sparkle BBQ Fork

[demonic_divinity]

Care to explain twilight sparkle?

[ Lets be real, there's no way his world had My little pony at the point and time he is from. Even if he was an internet person. ]

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm the resident vampire

And our Overlords are dicks

[demonic_divinity]

OH! Those books... My apologies. Though, now I have more questions that a character limit will not allow.

[ He almost left it at that before adding.]

And yes, yes they are. I am likewise not amused by the display names.

[thegreatexperiment]

Fuck 'em

[demonic_divinity]

Yes, exactly.

[ It took everything in him not to type 'with a bbq fork.' ]