un:worth two in the bush

[spoileralert]

@everyone
do you people not have twitter at home or are you just boring? #2k6

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[theimmortalweapon]

I don't get it.

[spoileralert]

ho boy. where did I lose you?

[theimmortalweapon]

The beginning?

[spoileralert]

[ hoooo boy. ]

I'm doing this thing called Making Conversation. I'm particularly a fan of methods involving humor. Most would call this Dark Humor, on

account of the very real danger of starvation involved in hunting for one's own food.

[theimmortalweapon]

You could always find berries or garden.

[spoileralert]

do potatoes grow around here? they're supposed to be really easy, right?

[theimmortalweapon]

Yeah. Some people started a garden out behind the inn.

[spoileralert]

and I should pillage it for my own purposes, yes, good idea

[theimmortalweapon]

Well if you helped take care of it, I'm sure the owner won't mind if you take some of the food.

[spoileralert]

but what if I prefer wanton theft?

tru story I have no gd clue how to take care of plants. is overwatering a thing? what do you do when it's been storming every day?

[theimmortalweapon]

If that's what you want but you won't exactly be making friends here.

[It also won't be difficult to tell that it's her.]

Yes, overwatering and flooding can kill plants.

[spoileralert]

and if I was looking to make friends that might be a concern

so how do you make it not

[theimmortalweapon]

Yeah but you have no where to run if you get into trouble.

[Ironclad is typing...]

You don't over water them or you cover them if it's raining a lot.

[spoileralert]

tired of running anyway. may as well just get whatever over with

I was kind of hoping I’d be done learning new skills once I was dead. what a letdown

[theimmortalweapon]

You aren't dead.

[spoileralert]

maybe, maybe not. call it gallows humor

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't like it. Saying you're already dead is implying that you can't die here.

I don't want you doing something stupid and getting yourself hurt.

[Pot meet kettle.]

[spoileralert]

little late for that, bucko, that's the joke. ha ha ha, i'm hilarious

i'm not going to turn reckless or anything. maybe this is weird but i'm not a fan of pain and that's clearly still a possibility

[theimmortalweapon]

Stealing is reckless and disrespectful.
What are you going to do then?

[spoileralert]

the same thing I've been doing. getting by. not making waves. asking real nice for cuttings or seeds or whatever so I can teach myself to garden.

[theimmortalweapon]

Sounds like a good plan.
Let me know if you need help.

[He's worried about her.]

[spoileralert]

thanks dad but I think I can figure it out

[ That's an appropriate reaction tbh. ]