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@everyone
do you people not have twitter at home or are you just boring? #2k6

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un; Danny Rand

[theimmortalweapon]

What's Twitter?

[Guess who wasn't around in 2006 when Twitter was first launched... this guy.]

[spoileralert]

it's basically this but with more people and a search function

is there a search function I just haven't found yet

[theimmortalweapon]

Not that I know of.

What do people use Twitter for?

[spoileralert]

socializing, mostly. political commentary, what your cat is up to, which tv shows totally suck, that sort of thing.

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't think any of that applies here.

[There is a pause before Danny sends another text.]

I have never had a cat.

[spoileralert]

there we go, now you're getting it!

today I learned how to be a vegetarian: look the rabbit in the eye before you try to kill it

un; IronClad

[theimmortalweapon]

Why would that make you a vegetarian?

[A beat.]

You think rabbits are cute?

[spoileralert]

yes, congrats, you found the punchline


I mean the punchline is really that I'm a mooch but still

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't get it.

[spoileralert]

ho boy. where did I lose you?

[theimmortalweapon]

The beginning?

[spoileralert]

[ hoooo boy. ]

I'm doing this thing called Making Conversation. I'm particularly a fan of methods involving humor. Most would call this Dark Humor, on

account of the very real danger of starvation involved in hunting for one's own food.

[theimmortalweapon]

You could always find berries or garden.

un: KingNothing

[demonic_divinity]

I never saw much point in twitter.

[ He's lying. He used it more for the Order than for himself though.]

[spoileralert]

that's like not seeing the point of tv, it's entertainment, it doesn't need to be anything more

[demonic_divinity]

Television is simply a form of media used to further propaganda, and keep the masses

[ KingNothing is typing.]

docile and under the thumb of the forces in power.

[spoileralert]

[ She just kind of stares at that message for a moment, torn between horrified and amused. ]

so is everything else in the world. as mind control tactics go I'm not impressed.

[demonic_divinity]

It goes deeper, but do you really want to know how deep the rabbit hole goes?

[ And no, the Matrix doesn't exist in his world....]

[spoileralert]

[ And yet the joke, it is there ]

if you're killed in the matrix do you die in real life?


I'm sorry it's just hard to take you seriously when you talk like that

[demonic_divinity]

...What is the Matrix?

Is it humorous?

[spoileralert]

it's an action movie. don't worry about it

[demonic_divinity]

Maybe I should have paid more attention.

[spoileralert]

but then the propaganda might get you

[demonic_divinity]

I'm to smart for that.

[spoileralert]

that remains to be seen xD