002 Training Offer [Open]

[theimmortalweapon]

[Temp User Name is IronClad.]

Hey, [He is not good at using this device but he is slowly getting better at it.] I am offering Martial Arts lessons to anyone interested. I can also teach meditation and other calming techniques.

Let me know if you are interested or want to know more.

[Danny assumes that people will message him if they want to know more about his credentials or discuss other details. The texting function is hard to use and being limited to 140 characters makes it difficult for him to form sentences. He is from the 2000's but Danny hasn't been around for the information age for very long. K'un-Lun is fairly disconnected from society and the internet.]

Comments

un: Twilight Sparkle

[thegreatexperiment]

Fuck, we could ALL use calming techniques around here

[theimmortalweapon]

That's what I was thinking.

[IronClad is typing...]

Interested?

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm not exactly good at "chill," Monkey
But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested

[theimmortalweapon]

Like everything, it takes practice.
Have you ever meditated before or tried to clear your thoughts?

[thegreatexperiment]

We used to have a meditation unit in my high school gym class
Most of us just slept

un: Jack the Ripper

[borneinblood]

I'd be interested in knowing more.

[theimmortalweapon]

Do you have any familiarity with Martial Arts?

[borneinblood]

Not in a formal sense.

[theimmortalweapon]

What do you know? Just describe it as best you can.

[borneinblood]

The closest description would be 'street fighting'.

un: KingNothing

[demonic_divinity]

Um, excuse me for interrupting but that is quite the display name.

[theimmortalweapon]

[Ironclad is typing...]

What's the display name mean?

[demonic_divinity]

Come over later, we can parley.

[ Nah, he ain't saying shit on the network. ]

[theimmortalweapon]

Okay. I'll see if I can ask Sam for some of her vodka.

[borneinblood]

It is. But it's hardly as if I can change it, either.

[demonic_divinity]

A fine point, I meant nothing by it. Simply what i said. Quite the name.

UN:murderer

[freightcars]

Interesting skill set. Take it you weren't exactly a librarian back home.

[theimmortalweapon]

Not exactly. I was staying in a place called K'un-Lun. It's near China.

[Danny is fuzzy on the exact location of K'un-Lun on a map but he has a map to and from the place in his head.]

The monks there trained me.

[freightcars]

Guess you probably do know a thing or two about martial arts and meditation, then.
Have a lot of takers for your lessons so far?

[theimmortalweapon]

One, maybe two.
You interested?

[freightcars]

Not exactly
Please don't take this as a challenge but
The last guy that asked to spar with me almost died, I'd rather not accidentally repeat the experience
Again, definitely not challenging your experience or you know
Being a dick

un: Williams

[dann_0]

I would be interested once my leg isn't broken anymore. You might also want to ask McGarrett, he'll probably say yes.

[theimmortalweapon]

McGarrett?

[dann_0]

Yeah Steve McGarrett. Navy SEAL and way to into fighting

[theimmortalweapon]

I didn't know he was i nthe Navy. We've met. You must also be Danny.