002 Training Offer [Open]

[theimmortalweapon]

[Temp User Name is IronClad.]

Hey, [He is not good at using this device but he is slowly getting better at it.] I am offering Martial Arts lessons to anyone interested. I can also teach meditation and other calming techniques.

Let me know if you are interested or want to know more.

[Danny assumes that people will message him if they want to know more about his credentials or discuss other details. The texting function is hard to use and being limited to 140 characters makes it difficult for him to form sentences. He is from the 2000's but Danny hasn't been around for the information age for very long. K'un-Lun is fairly disconnected from society and the internet.]

Comments

[theimmortalweapon]

That's what I was thinking.

[IronClad is typing...]

Interested?

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm not exactly good at "chill," Monkey
But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested

[theimmortalweapon]

Like everything, it takes practice.
Have you ever meditated before or tried to clear your thoughts?

[thegreatexperiment]

We used to have a meditation unit in my high school gym class
Most of us just slept

[theimmortalweapon]

It'll take a lot of work if you want to do this.

[This is the kind of thing that Danny took very seriously.]

[thegreatexperiment]

It's not like my days are super full
I make vodka and I sulk

[theimmortalweapon]

[Danny finally realizes who he's talking too.]

What times work for you?
We can meet at night if that's easier for you.

[thegreatexperiment]

Doesn't matter too much
Where exactly are you planning to teach all this stuff, anyway?

[theimmortalweapon]

Not sure yet.

[IronClad is typing...]

It might be best to start somewhere near the river or less traveled.

[thegreatexperiment]

Better than punching walls

[theimmortalweapon]

Usually.

[IronClad is typing...]

At least I didn't punch through the wall.

[Which is totally something Danny can do. Luckily his anger has get to get that far out of hand.]

1/2

[thegreatexperiment]

And that puts you one up on some people around here

2/2

[thegreatexperiment]

NGL, tho, I think it would be cool to learn how to punch through a wall

[theimmortalweapon]

I could teach you that but I'm not sure how useful it'd be.

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm an artist, Monkey
Not everything has to be "useful"

[theimmortalweapon]

Isn't art useful? It's sort of it's own form of meditation.

[thegreatexperiment]

That depends on a lot of things

[theimmortalweapon]

Like what?

[thegreatexperiment]

Like whether or not you're an angry drawer

[theimmortalweapon]

Are you an angry drawer?

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm an angry everything

[theimmortalweapon]

Why?

[thegreatexperiment]

Because I'm an angry person?

[theimmortalweapon]

Okay but why are you angry? There has to be a root cause in there. Finding it might help.

[thegreatexperiment]

Oh, dude
You have no idea how fucked up my life is