one (smile like you mean it)

[scathefires]

un: j.doe
how does this thing know what day it is

anyway time is a construct and this thing on my wrist is giving me a rash

[oops guess who checked the date and saw that today’s his birthday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Comments

un: John Druitt

[borneinblood]

No doubt because someone programmed it that way.

[scathefires]

well obviously smartass

who put the program in

how do they know what day it is

[borneinblood]

Whoever was responsible for their creation. And perhaps they simply took their best guess.

[scathefires]

youre missing the point here dude

and best guess is a terrible way to program a calendar for the record

[borneinblood]

I'm not the one who programmed it.

[scathefires]

thanks for sharing with the class pal

[borneinblood]

Besides, it is what is. Unless you have a problem with the date?

[scathefires]

maybe i do

maybe august 16 is the worst day in the entire calendar and im offended its included

in fact i wanna speak to someones supervisor about it

[borneinblood]

You'll have to find them, first.

[scathefires]

cool noted

you got any other hot tips or is that well of knowledge now dry

[borneinblood]

That would depend on what you're looking for.

[scathefires]

whats the meaning of life

duh

[borneinblood]

Complicated. Although that does depend on who you ask.

[scathefires]

im asking you

youre the guy whos got all the answers right

[borneinblood]

I wouldn't have been the one to say so.

[scathefires]

sure couldve fooled me

[borneinblood]

My apologies, then. It was hardly my intent.

[He knows exactly how Jason meant that. But that doesn't mean he's not going to have a little fun with it either.]