one (smile like you mean it)

[scathefires]

un: j.doe
how does this thing know what day it is

anyway time is a construct and this thing on my wrist is giving me a rash

[oops guess who checked the date and saw that today’s his birthday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Comments

[littledhampir]

Crime lord

[ Just give her a moment here because. Whut. ]

I get it. Youre fucking with me

[scathefires]

oops

you got me

i actually was a comedian

[to be fair, it’s not like jason was a terribly dedicated crime lord, or for very long. making himself a threat to black mask was only a means to the end of getting to the joker.]

[littledhampir]

Whatever you were it sounds like it involved never being able to give a straight answer

[ And there are so many jokes to be made here but alas. Rose wouldn't think to make any of them. ]

[scathefires]

[as if there’s anything straight about jason]

able and willing are two completely different things