un: slothbaby | @everyone (pre-siren's call)

[morphogenia]

So ngl this place is mysterious so who wants to tell the noobs stuff about it? What should we know?

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un: too larby

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i'll help if u want kam

ur prob better at the welcoming part cuz ur so nice but i can write up a list of stuff 2 know?

like u can get lunch at the inn and the spring heals cuts and stuff

[morphogenia]

Thanks! I'd totally appreciate it. I'm so ready to like step up my welcoming game!!!!

That said.... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME WE HAD HEALING SPRINGS?! I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN ANIME!!!!!!!

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THE PEACHES TOO
its crazy but also good because no antibiotics

[morphogenia]

OMG IS THAT WHY I'VE BEEN SO WEIRDLY HEALTHY?!!!!!!!!!
AND WHY FRANK'S FACE ACTUALLY LOOKS PERSON-LIKE FOR ONCE?!!!!!!!!!
I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE EATING HEALING PEACHES THIS WHOLE TIME

[fwips]

i mean maybe
prob

the waters really good 4 ur hair too
since ur into hair

[morphogenia]

You're a genius! I can finally have super pretty model hair!!!!!!!

All I need is for this place to suddenly be advanced enough to play battle mmos and I'll be set.

[fwips]

ur hairs pretty anyway

[Oh god. He pressed send without thinking and now it's gone, no take-backs. Not that he would, it's not a lie — Her hair's really nice, in his admittedly uninformed opinion. But he is, maybe, slightly mortified right now.]

[morphogenia]

[That actually gets her to blush even if she's not really the blushing type usually. Peter seems like the genuine compliment kind of person so it means more coming from him.] You really think so?? I'm not fishing for a compliment or anything! I have like the tiniest complex about my hair still. Like Ant-Man tiny.

Your hair is nice too.

[fwips]

i mean yeah
its nice, i wouldn't lie
its like really shiny

[Smooth, Parker.

Peter has never really given much thought to his own hair, apart from the inevitable moments May tells him he needs to comb it or get it cut. Which is probably way overdue, now that he considers it.]

mines getting rly shaggy tbh but thx

[morphogenia]

<333 Yeah I'm gonna quote you forever on that. Sorry not sorry. This one jerk at school is always making comments about it. Took me a while to figure out curly and exotic meant ugly and frizzy ngl.

Also my bff totally does the long hair thing so that's not really shaggy to me.

[Both horror movie and teenage versions!!!] Do we even have anyone to cut hair here??? I just realized I never thought of it before since I can always get Frank to trim mine.

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kira does, he has the fancy scissors and everything but idk if i trust him w them bcuz he is high basically all the time

[morphogenia]

Wait he's high all the time??? Is that why he's always so weird????? I thought that was just him in general.

[fwips]

its prob both tbh

[morphogenia]

maybe you can convince him to do it sober??? then tell me what that looks like bc now i'm curious. also wondering if we should be like worried he's high all the time. is that even good for him???

[fwips]

i think that prob depends on who u ask
idk if its better than being drunk all the time or not
i just know im not gonna try to tell him what to do
it would not end well

[morphogenia]

Good point. I guess it's better to be the supportive friend who will sneak up on you and punch you in the ribs without warning.

[Only Kamala would text this and think it's fine.] I guess you're doomed to have super long hair then. It's okay. I heard there's a girl around here hoarding hair ties. Maybe she'll loan you One. ;)

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yeah shes pretty nice

[morphogenia]

I try! Or she tries. Okay I actually have something say here so let me get to it.

I'm totally going to suggest you borrow Kira's stuff so Frank can cut your hair! Seriously I know it doesn't look like it since he's going through a Phase but, he's actually good at it! If he can handle my hair, yours should be super easy.

[Unless he doesn't trust the crazy looking guy with scissors like literally every other sensible person.]

[fwips]

oh thats nice but i think im ok
i can probably get miss peggy to do it

[morphogenia]

Oh even better! IDK who that is, but with a name like Peggy I bet she's super stylish! She can make you look super handsome!

un: beverly crusher

[ethnobotany]

Some of the environment might be good for your health, but I would advise against touching everything you see.

[morphogenia]

Okay?? What's safe to touch? What isn't safe???

[ethnobotany]

That might be easier to answer in person with show and tell. Just be cautious. If something looks or smells odd to you, be wary.

That should probably go for the wildlife, too.

[morphogenia]

I'm willing to learn! And noted!!! I just want to understand this place better so every little bit helps.

[ethnobotany]

That's understandable. Well, anytime you want to learn about what we have seen so far, let me know or drop by the hospital. I'll probably be there.

[morphogenia]

Oh I've never been to the hospital!!!! This definitely needs to happen now. Can I make an appointment???

[ethnobotany]

No appointment necessary. You're welcome to stop by anytime you like. There's usually someone around.

[morphogenia]

How's next week???

[ethnobotany]

Sounds wonderful. See you then.

[morphogenia]

See you then!!!