un: slothbaby | @everyone (pre-siren's call)

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So ngl this place is mysterious so who wants to tell the noobs stuff about it? What should we know?

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i think that prob depends on who u ask
idk if its better than being drunk all the time or not
i just know im not gonna try to tell him what to do
it would not end well

[morphogenia]

Good point. I guess it's better to be the supportive friend who will sneak up on you and punch you in the ribs without warning.

[Only Kamala would text this and think it's fine.] I guess you're doomed to have super long hair then. It's okay. I heard there's a girl around here hoarding hair ties. Maybe she'll loan you One. ;)

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yeah shes pretty nice

[morphogenia]

I try! Or she tries. Okay I actually have something say here so let me get to it.

I'm totally going to suggest you borrow Kira's stuff so Frank can cut your hair! Seriously I know it doesn't look like it since he's going through a Phase but, he's actually good at it! If he can handle my hair, yours should be super easy.

[Unless he doesn't trust the crazy looking guy with scissors like literally every other sensible person.]

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oh thats nice but i think im ok
i can probably get miss peggy to do it

[morphogenia]

Oh even better! IDK who that is, but with a name like Peggy I bet she's super stylish! She can make you look super handsome!