[NSFW-ish] un: Tina Not-Fae @everyone

[morethanasidekick]

[All of which arrive spaced out over the course of an hour while most people are either out working around the village or coming in for lunch.]

Dildo

Butt Plug

Strap on.

Either Kidnapped-R-Us was having a sale on snuggies or your Eyes Wide Shut reenactment must have been a real snoozefest.

Comments

[nonstopnarcissist]

Go forth, 7-11, and enjoy the plenty. After you've grabbed my stuff.

[morethanasidekick]

Pshh I'm gonna make him walk in front of me. I'm a multitasker.

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're a gremlin after my own heart.

[morethanasidekick]

I wonder how this place coped before we got here

Where are you Tinkerbell? Even I have a limit on how long I can con a grown man into walking around in circles so I can appreciate his ass.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Smithy, southern Village. I'm getting a sign carved.

[morethanasidekick]

I'll be sure to glitterize it for you

[nonstopnarcissist]

Do you want your potato cannon? Because that's how you end up without a potato cannon.

[morethanasidekick]

Exnay on the itterglay. Check.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Glad we have an understanding.