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sixthiterationtexts2018-09-05 05:58 pm
morethanasidekick) wrote in sixthiterationtexts2018-09-05 05:58 pm
Pretty sure I've discovered the lost and found for Bachelor in Paradise.
That or Walmart
That or Walmart
I found a black and white nudie mag and learned that waxing truly is a modern convenience.
Good to know you've got solid priorities, Kit-Kat.
I will have you know I just scored myself an assortment of boots and clothes a bag of makeup some hair thingamabobs a flask a baseball bat
and a ukelele.
and a ukelele.
Where's the firesale, and is there anything left after your ransacking?
One fabulous womans junk is a slushie machine makers treasure. Big old room full of crap downstairs at the Inn.
Need me to acquire anything for you?
Need me to acquire anything for you?
Or worlds most awkward scavenger hunt
What I wanna know is what were they using for lube
What I wanna know is what were they using for lube
Anything that looks like it's got gears, springs, or wires. And any tools you can find- I've got a basic set up here but more would be better.
Depends on the reasonin you're crying I guess
And the quantity
And the quantity
[Give her a few.]
I got you Tim Burtons kitchen clock. A telescope. Some binoculars and a Polaroid camera.
And a snuggie. Seriously there's like 57 of them down
I got you Tim Burtons kitchen clock. A telescope. Some binoculars and a Polaroid camera.
And a snuggie. Seriously there's like 57 of them down
Wait are we still talking about dry riding?
Tentatively yes, although now that I know we're calling it that I'm thinking about changing the subject and introducing the lord into this conversation.
If it makes you feel any better you should have seen my first two replies before I deleted them
Something I never thought I'd say- bring me as many snuggies as you can carry.
Before I drape myself in 57 fashion faux pas. There isn't a punchline coming any time soon is there?
Maybe not 57 but- let's start with 10 and go from there. No, I need the fibers. Can't exactly make a belt driven system without belts.
Alright. But let me grab one of the two dozen Abercrombie models walking around to be my bag bitch.
There are a lot of pretty people here, aren't there?
I'll just chalk them up to being hilarious, gut-wrenching, and heart-warming all at once somehow.
It's like the Bachelor had a crossover with Survivor only with more six packs.
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