[NSFW-ish] un: Tina Not-Fae @everyone

[morethanasidekick]

[All of which arrive spaced out over the course of an hour while most people are either out working around the village or coming in for lunch.]

Dildo

Butt Plug

Strap on.

Either Kidnapped-R-Us was having a sale on snuggies or your Eyes Wide Shut reenactment must have been a real snoozefest.

Comments

un: bobo

[fooloftheking]

didnt really get disturbing until you got to snuggies

1/2

[morethanasidekick]

Wait what!

2/2

[morethanasidekick]

You wouldn't have to be a dark-haired, freaky-eyed, nookie-powered Amazon would you?

[fooloftheking]

no but if you want to pass on whoever's name that is, I would greatly appreciate.

[morethanasidekick]

She would be the one whose name you ganked, Bob

[fooloftheking]

it's been my name for over a hundred years, but sure I stole it. that sounds right.

Bobo Del Rey.

don't think I'm the thief in this one.

[morethanasidekick]

ur argument is invalid
i met her first

sides if ur over 100 u either wont be needing it much longer or ur fae

[fooloftheking]

are you a child?

like a fairy? please. no. what kind of name is bobo for a fairy?

[Not mentioning the D word though.]

[morethanasidekick]

Legal to drink in every country
Except the boring ones

[ And nobody can drink there. Thus. Boring. ]

No not like a fairy. Like a Fae. A Succubus even.

[fooloftheking]

oh so you're drunk

[He doesn't think so but then that amuses him to shoot back. Now who is the child.]

Oh really? And just where can I meet her again?

[He's not sure he believes it, but he's willing to try.]

[morethanasidekick]

Usually

[ More fool you Bob. The answer to that question is almost always, yes! ]

Not here yet. Give it time. She's followed me into worse kidnappings than this one.

[fooloftheking]

Fair enough. Point to you.

I look forward to that day then.

[morethanasidekick]

All the more reason for you to rethink that name then ;)

[fooloftheking]

She got claim on Del Rey too?