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Kenzi Malikov ([personal profile] morethanasidekick) wrote in [community profile] sixthiterationtexts2018-09-05 05:58 pm
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[NSFW-ish] un: Tina Not-Fae @everyone

[All of which arrive spaced out over the course of an hour while most people are either out working around the village or coming in for lunch.]

Dildo

Butt Plug

Strap on.

Either Kidnapped-R-Us was having a sale on snuggies or your Eyes Wide Shut reenactment must have been a real snoozefest.
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[personal profile] 3ofswords 2018-09-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
my good deed for the day is done, i can go back to teaching my bird all of the words on this list
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[personal profile] morethanasidekick 2018-09-08 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Saving the world one Daddy issue at a time
Just teach it how to say braaaaains. Think about it.
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[personal profile] 3ofswords 2018-09-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
teach it to say braaaaaains, but also to say diiiiildo in the same tone

throw in some daddy issues and we might have the next great YA romance trend
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[personal profile] morethanasidekick 2018-09-10 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Add some face paint and The Crow beat us to it.

Teach the bird how to tend bar tho and even I'll be lining up
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