[NSFW-ish] un: Tina Not-Fae @everyone

[morethanasidekick]

[All of which arrive spaced out over the course of an hour while most people are either out working around the village or coming in for lunch.]

Dildo

Butt Plug

Strap on.

Either Kidnapped-R-Us was having a sale on snuggies or your Eyes Wide Shut reenactment must have been a real snoozefest.

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

Exactly! Not to mention morale boosting. If they cared, they'd strip.
Start conning hot dudes into participating. We get one we get more. Play to their egos. Works like a charm.

[spoileralert]

it'll be harder with guys so much older than me but I will do my duty as best I can

[morethanasidekick]

You take the under 25s, I'll take the overs.
Or are we talking more under and over 21 here?

[spoileralert]

legally speaking? depends on the state. idk how big an obstacle that will be here tho ;)

[ hi I'm 17 ]

[morethanasidekick]

Under 21s it is. There's age difference and then there's jaibait.

Do I even wanna know how old you are exactly?

[spoileralert]

spoilsport

I'm almost 18

[morethanasidekick]

Honey I've been saying that since I was 12

[spoileralert]

omg

ok, I’m a month from being 18. unless I died and this doesn’t count, then I’m permanently 3 months from being 18