[NSFW-ish] un: Tina Not-Fae @everyone

[morethanasidekick]

[All of which arrive spaced out over the course of an hour while most people are either out working around the village or coming in for lunch.]

Dildo

Butt Plug

Strap on.

Either Kidnapped-R-Us was having a sale on snuggies or your Eyes Wide Shut reenactment must have been a real snoozefest.

Comments

[morethanasidekick]

Pretty sure I've discovered the lost and found for Bachelor in Paradise.

That or Walmart

[nonstopnarcissist]

Did you find pandora's box of porn?

[morethanasidekick]

I found a black and white nudie mag and learned that waxing truly is a modern convenience.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Good to know you've got solid priorities, Kit-Kat.

[morethanasidekick]

I will have you know I just scored myself an assortment of boots and clothes a bag of makeup some hair thingamabobs a flask a baseball bat

and a ukelele.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Where's the firesale, and is there anything left after your ransacking?

[morethanasidekick]

One fabulous womans junk is a slushie machine makers treasure. Big old room full of crap downstairs at the Inn.

Need me to acquire anything for you?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Anything that looks like it's got gears, springs, or wires. And any tools you can find- I've got a basic set up here but more would be better.

[morethanasidekick]

[Give her a few.]

I got you Tim Burtons kitchen clock. A telescope. Some binoculars and a Polaroid camera.

And a snuggie. Seriously there's like 57 of them down

[nonstopnarcissist]

Something I never thought I'd say- bring me as many snuggies as you can carry.

[morethanasidekick]

Before I drape myself in 57 fashion faux pas. There isn't a punchline coming any time soon is there?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Maybe not 57 but- let's start with 10 and go from there. No, I need the fibers. Can't exactly make a belt driven system without belts.

[morethanasidekick]

Alright. But let me grab one of the two dozen Abercrombie models walking around to be my bag bitch.

[nonstopnarcissist]

There are a lot of pretty people here, aren't there?

[morethanasidekick]

It's like the Bachelor had a crossover with Survivor only with more six packs.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Go forth, 7-11, and enjoy the plenty. After you've grabbed my stuff.

[morethanasidekick]

Pshh I'm gonna make him walk in front of me. I'm a multitasker.

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're a gremlin after my own heart.

[morethanasidekick]

I wonder how this place coped before we got here

Where are you Tinkerbell? Even I have a limit on how long I can con a grown man into walking around in circles so I can appreciate his ass.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Smithy, southern Village. I'm getting a sign carved.

[morethanasidekick]

I'll be sure to glitterize it for you

[nonstopnarcissist]

Do you want your potato cannon? Because that's how you end up without a potato cannon.

[morethanasidekick]

Exnay on the itterglay. Check.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Glad we have an understanding.