@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[freightcars]

That what you crazy kids are calling it these days?
You do a lot of experimenting at those?
How much consorting's gonna happen exactly?

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're officially uninvited to the nonexistent wedding.

Next time you come to the forge you're getting the Dunce Cap. I'm putting you in the corner.

[freightcars]

So I guess that means I don't get to be the best man, then?
You're breakin my heart over here

[nonstopnarcissist]

The only thing you're best at is being a pain in my ass, Bucket.

[freightcars]

Isn't that supposed to be your husband's job?

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll ask him his thoughts on a threesome, after I clear it with Liv.

[freightcars]

Yeah hold that order pal, I'm already in trouble for the stripping comment

[nonstopnarcissist]

This is what happens when you assume.

[living_proof]

stop trying to steal my toys

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's not stealing if I'm asking you. It's borrowing.

[notsoangry]

Don't listen to him, you're invited to the nonexistent wedding. We need at least two flower girls.

[freightcars]

See, I knew I liked you
If you got any openings for best man I'm thinking of switching teams and sitting on your side of the audience

[notsoangry]

Well comparatively I was likely to have an empty side, so I might as well start stealing people from his now.

[freightcars]

Well, you can borrow Liv
and... Steve I guess if he's invited at all, god knows he'd sit on your side at this point

[notsoangry]

I would invite him, but I don't want to upset the bride if she doesn't want him to be there. It's her big day.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...I want to argue the point but I am the diva between the two of us.

[notsoangry]

You don't say. I'm shocked.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Rogers is not allowed on my side of this farce.

[notsoangry]

Yes, dear.

[freightcars]

I think your future husband just called you a bridezilla

[notsoangry]

He's going to kick me out of bed any minute now.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm cancelling the wedding.

[living_proof]

what is this thing lately with you lending me out

do we need to have a talk
is this a thing you're secretly into and this is how you're exploring it
because you can just tell me

[freightcars]

To sit on his side of the audience! Not to strip this time!
He doesn't have a lot of friends here yet sweetheart
We gotta fill out his pews

[living_proof]

is fill his pews a euphemism