UN: The Brock Report

[imareporter]

So Hanukkah's just kicking off. Means we're close to Christmas. Given how many people are here from other places do you have any winter, solstice, or yule traditions?

Looking for cool Holiday stories. Totally not trying to chase away Seasonal Affective Disorder

Private to Tony Stark

hey so.

I had a weird dream. You and Anne were trying to convince Venom to reveal itself on camera. I know that Venom asked Anne to come but ever since this every time he's clammed up. Only answers yes or no. Seems super worried about me. I've tried to leave the house and talk to people three times and nearly barked at them.

I'm not mad. Just...trying to put together what happened. Did this thing I dream actually happen?

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[skyward_eyes]

They worship a goat?

[imareporter]

No no no. They worship a goat that delivers presents every Christmas with God's blessing.

I dunno I read about it.

I am sorry he he genuinely interested, religion isn't as much of a thing for him

[skyward_eyes]

But even when you put it that way you say they worship a goat. Like, a real goat? That someone has to tether? Do they bring it food?

oh dude no worries at all! It's not a problem!

[imareporter]

...Okay so. Now I'm - I'm really racking my brain here

[Venom can help with this. even if it, no he. he. he has his own worries Eddie needs to know about this. The information rushes back to Eddie and he-]

The Yule Goat is a germanic - pagan tradition. It's tied to the worship of the God Thor, who apparently is a real person in our reality. See legend said he rode in a chariot across the sky drawn by two goats. People adopted the goat as a sign of good luck.

So. For some people - they'd dress as the goat and give their kids gifts. Sort of like St. Nick, the Catholic Saint who gave kids gifts at Christmas.

The Gavle Goat - is a big straw goat they build to honor the yule goat. Its not real. They burn it down every year.

Nida is resisting asking how goats fly and pull a chariot.

[skyward_eyes]

What does pagan mean? And I'm not going to ask why they burn something they worship in effigy.

I think maybe it's best my world didn't go and worship our creator.

XD Thor is here. We should ask him!

[imareporter]

Pagan means before the church. Anything that doesn't follow the church's teachings. It's more like...earth instead of Christ and things like that.

Why? Who's your creator?

Nida would be amused to meet a god.

[skyward_eyes]

Hyne. Who created the world, made humanity as tools so he didn't have to do the world, and fell asleep. And when he woke back up he was so annoyed by how humanity had multipled that he smote them. Oh, and ate children. Until we fought back, almost killed him. Hyne gave half of his power to humans in exchange for escaping. And he's never been seen since. Oh, and he lied and ran off with all of his power.

Re: Nida would be amused to meet a god.

[imareporter]

[That sounds like something our god Knull would do.

There's a good twenty minutes before he replies because Eddie is trying frantically to get answers about that but Venom has clammed up again.]

So you'd just punch him in the nuts right?

[skyward_eyes]

Hyne? A Sorcerer god? Uh, no thanks. His power being divided supposedly led to Sorceresses and that was very bad.

[imareporter]

These sorceresses are the bad guys?

[skyward_eyes]

Many of them have tried to take over the world, so not the greatest.

[imareporter]

I mean I can imagine. Sounds like some of the aliens we've had on our planet.

Dimension.

This getting confusing to anyone else?

[skyward_eyes]

Yes, it really is. But things are a bit of a mess for all of us. I can't imagine a lot of us come from good places right now.

[imareporter]

The holidays are a shitty time for everybody. This one doubly so. My friend was in the house that burned down.

I am so sorry that Nida is hurting his head.

[skyward_eyes]

Seven? She's your friend? Has she found a safe place to stay? She seemed so shocked by it all. I was really worried.

Venom is just CONFUSED cause IT ALL MAKES SENSE if you are ...in Eddie's head XD

[imareporter]

She's staying at my place. She seems okay.

Do you want to come visit her? Bring anything?

Sorry Venom not everyone is in his head.

[skyward_eyes]

I'm glad. Uh... Is that okay? She seemed so out of it. Her house burned down and she just... well, I was concerned. As for bringing anything, well, I've got fire wood. A lot actually. Easier to stock it up quickly so I can take breaks to gather other things too.

:( but it's so nice.

[imareporter]

...She's got her own section, private porch and all that. We wouldn't object one iota.

Yeah he'll pass

[skyward_eyes]

Alright. Then I will try and find my way over with at least one load. She's really okay though?

Re: Yeah he'll pass

[imareporter]

She's okay.

[This is adorable. It's cute as hell.]

She's got...some things to deal with but you should ask her in person. Mi casa es su casa and such.

[skyward_eyes]

Okay, tell me where you are, I'll be by in an hour.

[imareporter]

House 17.

I won't be home possibly.

[skyward_eyes]

I'm going to round that estimate down, way down. You're literally just across from us. I'll be over in ten.

[imareporter]

[The sun will be down soon Eddie.

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

So we try and control this. We can do that right?

...We can try. I can try...]

See you in 10.