UN: The Brock Report

[imareporter]

So Hanukkah's just kicking off. Means we're close to Christmas. Given how many people are here from other places do you have any winter, solstice, or yule traditions?

Looking for cool Holiday stories. Totally not trying to chase away Seasonal Affective Disorder

Private to Tony Stark

hey so.

I had a weird dream. You and Anne were trying to convince Venom to reveal itself on camera. I know that Venom asked Anne to come but ever since this every time he's clammed up. Only answers yes or no. Seems super worried about me. I've tried to leave the house and talk to people three times and nearly barked at them.

I'm not mad. Just...trying to put together what happened. Did this thing I dream actually happen?

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[can_fight_ugly]

[The joke falls flat, because Maybe he was just trying to warn me. But she doesn't tell Eddie that. She doesn't want to revisit that night, not now.]

I'm not judging you.

But as you said he can't be that for you right now.

We can at least try; there's plenty of fauna here, maybe we can find something that'll get along with both you and Venom.

[imareporter]

...It's pointless. I mean, I don't want you to waste your time. Anne. This is tough enough I don't need a...a...

We can try it.

And if he eats it we can abandon the project.

[What if it likes Venom better then him.

I wouldn't eat it! Unless it was delicious.]

See? He just said "I wouldn't eat it unless it was delicious."

[can_fight_ugly]

Tell Venom if an animal is helping you, he is expressly forbidden to eat it. He wants to help? He can start by not sabotaging attempts to help you.

Remember what Tony said about compromise? This could be one of those moments.

[imareporter]

...If it doesn't work it doesn't work but shit.

I guess.

Animals hate me Anne. You know that. I've wanted a pet ever since I was a kid...

[can_fight_ugly]

We'll figure something out, Eddie, I promise.

[imareporter]

Maybe.

I really want to do something nice for V.

[can_fight_ugly]

[She catches herself wondering why; why is she spending so much time and energy helping him figure out life with his glive-in goopyfriend when she's trying to deal with her own loss. She doesn't even have Mr. Belvedere and here she's trying to set Eddie up with an emotional support animal. He needs it more, she thinks, but reminds herself that she deserves to be happy too.

Eventually.]

Just give me some time, and I'll find something for you two, okay? Don't lose hope.