un: fiend; video

[spoileralert]

[ @everyone ]

[ Steph seems terribly excited about something, though she keeps the level of cool she usually does when chatting with people she doesn't know that well. ]

Hey, so, we have at least one chemist here, right? I need a favor.

[ She turns her watch around, with some difficulty and blurry transitions, until it shows a box containing the largest, squarest coffee bag Steph has ever seen. The top is open, of course, so those not familiar with the packaging can see that it's full to bursting of coffee grinds. ]

I need somebody to test this and make sure it's not poisoned without using more than like, a spoonful.

[ There's some grunting and then Steph appears on screen again, evidently sitting next to the box. ]

If it's gonna take more than that this is a bullet I'm happy to take. In fact, I insist. If somebody is risking their life by drinking coffee it's gonna be me.

Comments

[can_fight_ugly]

[Overly dramatic,] Oh no! Whatever have I done? I'm doomed!

- in all seriousness, though; this is more important to me than passing the bar exam. If there is absolutely anything I can do to help, let me know.

[spoileralert]

Yeah this is basically the only thing that matters to me right now. Food? Who gives a crap.

I'm sure I'll think of something. Unless you have a lead of coffee filters?

[can_fight_ugly]

Unless someone can come up with anything better, the best I can think of is the linens, properly sterilized, of course.

[spoileralert]

I was hoping for a french press, honestly. Uses less resources.

Maybe some of the lighter bandages? We can always boil them when I figure out something better.

[can_fight_ugly]

Yes, the bandages would be a good idea ... as long as we're not going to risk running short when we need them ...

Ugh, 'french press' is such a beautiful pair of words right now.

[spoileralert]

Right?

I figure one bandage should do for us. A lot of water is gonna get boiled either way, so it won’t be a big inconvenience if we do need it for medical reasons.