UN: Twilight Sparkles | @Everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam's taken to using the voice setting. Less obnoxious than text. And anyway, vampires don't show up in video. So her lovely, Midwestern voice rings out over the network.]

So, just wondering. Is anyone else in this clown rodeo as skeeved out by this "Secret Santa" missive as I am? I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do it. Way more entertaining than counting the cracks in my ceiling. But seriously...what the hell are the Overlords going for here?

[She will never call them "Observers."]

A shitty morale boost? What the actual?

Or is it just me? Am I the only one being bombarded with this crap?

...just wondering.

[A pause.]

And, I mean, if people are jonesing to do Etsy nonsense, my birthday is January 8. Just saying.

((ooc: This post will not reveal who Sam got. Please warn in your header if your muse is revealing who they got, in case anyone wants to be surprised.))

Comments

[thegreatexperiment]

Hence our many and exciting problems, dude.

[ombranera]

Brasca.


There has got to be a better way of sorting out their intentions.

[thegreatexperiment]

Okay. It's not like we've been sitting here with our thumbs up our asses for the last two years.

If you have a suggestion we haven't tried, I'm all ears.

[ombranera]

I do not mean to imply that you haven't, merely that this is all very strange to me. I've nothing of the like in my own world.

[thegreatexperiment]

I'm pretty sure Einstein-Rosen bridges are theoretical in my world too.

What...exactly...is your world?

[ombranera]

From what I understand of those from more advanced and less fantastical worlds it is considered a fantasy? Mages, dragons, elves, dwarves, etcetera.

[thegreatexperiment]

Man. This is totally unfair.

Why does every world have dragons except mine?

[ombranera]

Do you really want giant flying lizards that raze villages to the ground and consume cows in one swallow?

[thegreatexperiment]

Hey, I've already got asshole uber vamps who cause pieces of space station to rain down and murder millions.

At least lizards are cool to look at.