UN: Twilight Sparkles | @Everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam's taken to using the voice setting. Less obnoxious than text. And anyway, vampires don't show up in video. So her lovely, Midwestern voice rings out over the network.]

So, just wondering. Is anyone else in this clown rodeo as skeeved out by this "Secret Santa" missive as I am? I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm bored as fuck. I'm gonna do it. Way more entertaining than counting the cracks in my ceiling. But seriously...what the hell are the Overlords going for here?

[She will never call them "Observers."]

A shitty morale boost? What the actual?

Or is it just me? Am I the only one being bombarded with this crap?

...just wondering.

[A pause.]

And, I mean, if people are jonesing to do Etsy nonsense, my birthday is January 8. Just saying.

((ooc: This post will not reveal who Sam got. Please warn in your header if your muse is revealing who they got, in case anyone wants to be surprised.))

Comments

[theimmortalweapon]

I KNOW!

I just meant, the Dojo or the Inn? Did you have a preference?

[Thank god he's alone while texting because he's blushing like crazy.]

[thegreatexperiment]

Depends, I guess.

I mean, on where you stand with your room mates and all...

[She gets that he might not want to broadcast what they've been up to. But she's not sure how to ask that...]

[theimmortalweapon]

I think they know something is up but they don't know it's you.

We can stay in my room until they're gone for the day.
Or be at the inn.

[thegreatexperiment]

[So he does want to keep it quiet. Good to know.]

Which ever you'd prefer. I mean, you spent Hanukkah in my bath tub, so I guess fair is fair.

[theimmortalweapon]

You want to spend Christmas in my bathtub?

[See, he can tease people too.]

[thegreatexperiment]

Well. I mean, if you have hot water...

[theimmortalweapon]

I do not...

[Which he's now thinking is a shame.]

I can try and make it hot.

[thegreatexperiment]

I think maybe let's avoid hypothermia for Christmas.

[theimmortalweapon]

Good idea.

So I'll see you Christmas Eve? My place?

[thegreatexperiment]

Yeah.

It's...a date.

[Is it? Are they ready for dates yet?]

[theimmortalweapon]

A date.

[It so much easier to agree while texting and not being a blundering idiot.]