@Everyone

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam's put a lot of debate into this text. Like, a lot a lot. To the point of obsession, really. And there are a lot of ways she could go about doing this. But with only 140 characters and about thirty eight rewrites, she finally settles on blunt. It's her brand. Not like it ultimately matters, right? She's coming to terms with that.]

Fuck it. Hi. I'm a vampire.

Yes I drink blood.

No I don't want yours.

Yes I'm probably gonna starve to death soon.

No I don't sparkle.

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[thegreatexperiment]

Oh, dude

We SO need to meet

I have, like, legit ten million questions

[living_proof]

oh good, it seems the burden of my own secret has been lifted for me

why am i not surprised

[thegreatexperiment]

Because Major and Ravi gossip more than real housewives?

[living_proof]

i see you know them well

[thegreatexperiment]

Major was cool

He was my guinea pig

[living_proof]

funny, he was mine too

do i even want to ask?

[thegreatexperiment]

Not as nefarious as it sounds

Moonshine

[living_proof]

please tell me you brewed it in a bathtub

[thegreatexperiment]

Kitchen. Still working on perfecting the formula

Chemistry isn't my favorite science

[living_proof]

why isn't ravi helping you with this, he's great at chem and we need booze

[thegreatexperiment]

He's welcome to visit the still any time

You too

Hell, you can HAVE it after I go cuckoo bananas

[living_proof]

from not eating?

you need to come to the house, we'll figure it out ok

[thegreatexperiment]

[Sam isn't much for this thing they call "hope." But she does want to meet Liv...]

Which house?

[living_proof]

last one on the road to the river, the purple one

i can wait out front if you want

[thegreatexperiment]

Maybe I'll stop by sometime

You know

For science

[living_proof]

literally

just let me know when you're coming so we don't miss each other

and don't put it off too long ok? we can help i swear

[thegreatexperiment]

If you're gonna suggest badgers...

I already tried

Those fuckers are impossible to catch

[living_proof]

i'm catching stuff for me already, if you can do animals we can do 2 birds 1 stone

maybe literally lol

[thegreatexperiment]

[Okay. Sam officially likes this chick. And Sam doesn't like anyone. Ever.]

You actually caught stuff?

I'm not worthy

[living_proof]

yeah let's just say you wouldn't like me when i'm angry

woodland creatures don't stand a chance

[thegreatexperiment]

Girl, I'm bringing you a gallon of my potato vodka

If it isn't drinkable, you can always use it to clean your silverware

[living_proof]

aww how did you know i love paint thinner

[thegreatexperiment]

LOL

Is everyone from your world this chill?

[living_proof]

i thought you said you knew ravi

[thegreatexperiment]

When I met him, he was beard-deep in a gallon of chocolate ice cream