UN: itsybitsy

[tothefly]

[Hi, villagers. Here on your screens is one Natasha Romanoff, hair tied back from her face, still looking a little worn out but finally rested again after sleeping for nearly 24 hours.]

So. It's been about two weeks since our unexpected little hiking trip, the weather sucks, and since I don't think group therapy would go over well here, I'm offering another option for those of you looking for a little distraction.

[The video pans from Natasha's face over to a small bookshelf, where the brightly-colored spines of twelve hefty mass-market paperbacks can be seen. The titles are all fairly innocuous, and they all seem to be part of the same series, being labeled by month at the top of the spine.]

Whoever's running this place has seen fit to send me a small part of my library from back home. They aren't much, but in my experience there's very little a trashy romance novel can't cure. I'm willing to loan them out if anyone's looking for something to read that isn't an informational guidebook or how-to.

Of course, that's with an oath to bring them back in the same condition they were loaned out in.

If anyone wants descriptions or summaries, feel free to stop on by number 40 or send me a message. First come, first serve.

Comments

private forever

[tothefly]

I'm surprised you're not a mummy yet with reading that dry.

Guess I might be able to part with one or two. For a price.

private forever

[scathefires]

[you’re killing him, nat, and he’s already died once!!]

whats your price

[tothefly]

[She'd never. He's too much fun.]

I'm doing demonstrations in the dojo occasionally. It'd help to have someone twice my size volunteer to let me hurl them around.

You know I'll take good care of you.

[scathefires]

hmm lemme think

beautiful redhead wants to get a little rough with me

maybe some bruises involved

hell id probably do that for free but sure

youve got a deal

[tothefly]

Knew you'd come through for me, Jay.

Stop by any time to borrow books, and meet me at the dojo tomorrow afternoon. I'll try not to leave too many bruises.

[scathefires]

youre kinda like a goddess

you know that right

[tothefly]

Obviously. Occasionally a benevolent one, like now. You should feel lucky.

[scathefires]

no one is as lucky to get beat up by you as me

it is a privilege and a pleasure to have your hands on me

[tothefly]

You do know how to make a girl feel properly appreciated

Pick of the library's yours, any time you want it. Same open door policy goes for sparring.

[scathefires]

i do my best to keep on a goddess’s benevolent side

just seems like a good general policy

is there one book youd recommend to start with

[tothefly]

Smart boy.

Depends on what you're looking for and your comfort levels in general. Also if you're looking for soft fluff or kink. There's kind of a span here.

[scathefires]

doesnt really matter to me

like i said i just wanna read something that’s fiction

instruction guides are really boring

do you have a favorite

[tothefly]

Mmm, maybe June. Witches, adventure, whirlwind romance. Good times all around. Plus, not spoken for just yet.

[scathefires]

sold

id sing your praises if i could carry a tune

[tothefly]

no singing necessary. just show up at the dojo tomorrow morning.

[scathefires]

ill be there with bells on

actually that doesnt sound very stealthy does it

[tothefly]

Pretty sure I'd notice you even without the bells. You're hard to miss.

[scathefires]

gosh tiny

you know just what to say to make a guy melt

[tothefly]

I've refined the process. There's barely even any screaming involved.

[scathefires]

knowing what i do about you id believe youre not kidding about that

[tothefly]

I practice that, too. See you tomorrow?

[scathefires]

bright and early for my ass kicking

ill be there