UN: itsybitsy

[tothefly]

[Hi, villagers. Here on your screens is one Natasha Romanoff, hair tied back from her face, still looking a little worn out but finally rested again after sleeping for nearly 24 hours.]

So. It's been about two weeks since our unexpected little hiking trip, the weather sucks, and since I don't think group therapy would go over well here, I'm offering another option for those of you looking for a little distraction.

[The video pans from Natasha's face over to a small bookshelf, where the brightly-colored spines of twelve hefty mass-market paperbacks can be seen. The titles are all fairly innocuous, and they all seem to be part of the same series, being labeled by month at the top of the spine.]

Whoever's running this place has seen fit to send me a small part of my library from back home. They aren't much, but in my experience there's very little a trashy romance novel can't cure. I'm willing to loan them out if anyone's looking for something to read that isn't an informational guidebook or how-to.

Of course, that's with an oath to bring them back in the same condition they were loaned out in.

If anyone wants descriptions or summaries, feel free to stop on by number 40 or send me a message. First come, first serve.

Comments

[duel_wielding]

It's not that I'm uncomfortable with it, I just have other considerations I have to manage. But if one is what I can do, I'd be glad to help.

[tothefly]

Good to know. I'll let you know if we go through with it. In the meantime, if you want to borrow any of them, you're welcome to stop by.

[duel_wielding]

I believe I'll pass, but thank you for the offer. If you manage to acquire any other books of a less racy nature, I'd be glad to, though.

[tothefly]

Of course. If anything else turns up, I'll share with the class.

[duel_wielding]

Well that sounds like a great promise. Thank you ma'am, and you have a good one.