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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

he's in the shower.

idk who this is but pls dont murder ben franklin

if you think that's remotely possible I have some very sad news for you

or george washington

I think they pretty much made these guys immortal when they started printingthem on money

theres no money here
is that how u killed them

caught me
i killed capitalism

guess thats why iron man isnt here then

more likely because he'd try and build a suit out of logs and snuggies.
I think the universe just wanted him to keep his last shreds of dignity.

i dont think he does dignity tbh just cool shades

he probably wouldn't have those here either, so it's for the best.