un: Second-Rate Superhero | @everyone

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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

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[iron_beneath_beauty]

Your home?

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yeah
long story but today is a big deal

[iron_beneath_beauty]

A day of significance in history?

What is it you do to celebrate today?

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fireworks and barbecues
they have this really big fireworks show in boston to music
me and my aunt and uncle used to go when i was little

[iron_beneath_beauty]

What are fireworks?
What about your parents?

un: Terrible hair day

[dann_0]

Same to you, kid

un: crystalline cursed

[tosavecocoon]

whos america? friend of yours?

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my country

[tosavecocoon]

oh! happy birthday to your country. how old is it?

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241 years old
not very old tbh

[tosavecocoon]

yeah, thats really young.
whats it like?

un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY HERE?! Oh man. :( I usually try to send one of those cute happy birthday cards to Captain America at wherever the Avengers are this year. I know he still probably has 92380132 other ones from people all over the world, but still. :'((((

Anyways, happy 4th of July, fellow American!

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yeah it shows the date on the watch
at least on mine it does

hes here u could tell him in person

un: beware the nice ones (threadjack)

[ex_enlisted288]

I am not the actual embodiment, Peter.

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[Oh geez.]

thats not
omg
@tiny daughter see

she was saying she sends u a bday card cap
but also yeah u kinda r

[morphogenia]

[Yeah she's totally screaming at her house right now. Hopefully Frank is off doing something weird rn.]

Real talk: I've spent like 90% of my time on this so far getting into dumb arguments so I didn't even notice before you said something.

BTW you're my new best friend for summoning him here, mysterious American stranger. I love you??? Thank you?????

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lol yw
wait til u see him in person

un: murderer

[freightcars]

he's in the shower.

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idk who this is but pls dont murder ben franklin

[freightcars]

if you think that's remotely possible I have some very sad news for you

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or george washington

/noctis

[noctyourking]

Was America someone special to you?

[fwips]

its my country

[noctyourking]

Oh. How old is it?

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241
when i was last there anyway