un: Second-Rate Superhero | @everyone

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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

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[iron_beneath_beauty]

Your home?

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yeah
long story but today is a big deal

[iron_beneath_beauty]

A day of significance in history?

What is it you do to celebrate today?

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fireworks and barbecues
they have this really big fireworks show in boston to music
me and my aunt and uncle used to go when i was little

[iron_beneath_beauty]

What are fireworks?
What about your parents?

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fireworks are like lights in the sky
its hard 2 explain

my parents died when i was a baby

[iron_beneath_beauty]

Is it like fire in the sky?
I suppose it's not possible to make any for the village?

Oh. I'm sorry. My father and mother died when I was younger as well.

un: Terrible hair day

[dann_0]

Same to you, kid

un: crystalline cursed

[tosavecocoon]

whos america? friend of yours?

un: tiny daughter

[morphogenia]

IT'S THE 4TH OF JULY HERE?! Oh man. :( I usually try to send one of those cute happy birthday cards to Captain America at wherever the Avengers are this year. I know he still probably has 92380132 other ones from people all over the world, but still. :'((((

Anyways, happy 4th of July, fellow American!

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idk what fire in the sky is
no they're dangerous and we prob dont have the chemicals to make them & it would b a waste

its ok i don't really remember them

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my country

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yeah it shows the date on the watch
at least on mine it does

hes here u could tell him in person

un: beware the nice ones (threadjack)

[ex_enlisted288]

I am not the actual embodiment, Peter.

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[Oh geez.]

thats not
omg
@tiny daughter see

she was saying she sends u a bday card cap
but also yeah u kinda r

un: murderer

[freightcars]

he's in the shower.

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idk who this is but pls dont murder ben franklin

[freightcars]

if you think that's remotely possible I have some very sad news for you

[ex_enlisted288]

[ it's almost like he was summoned. ]

@tiny daughter Thank you?

@second-rate superhero Nah. I'd be a much better person if I was.

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or george washington

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i dont mean to argue with the u but ive seen like 20 videos at school that tell me otherwise sry

[freightcars]

I think they pretty much made these guys immortal when they started printingthem on money

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theres no money here
is that how u killed them

[ex_enlisted288]

Oh, god. They're still showing those?

[freightcars]

caught me
i killed capitalism