un: Second-Rate Superhero | @everyone

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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

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he looks more normal tbh
not spangled or anything
and tall

u should go see him and say hi he lives here with us

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Where's here exactly??? The Inn???

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yeah which is rly weird because im technically sharing a bathroom with captain america
and why wouldnt he have a house???
cap seems like he should have a yard

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I mean I'm glad you said it bc it's weird??? Even I have a house. Sure it's probably the house everyone avoids, but it's a house! He also seems like he should have an animal sidekick too. Does he have a dog?? Bc he should.

Also kudos for having the bravery to actually share anything with him. I would have panicked and stolen a house by now.

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no but hes got sergeant barnes?


i met him b4 here so i was kinda prepared but the 1st time was super crazy

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Barnes??? LIKE BUCKY BARNES???!!!!! HE'S HERE TOO WHATTTTTTT

really??? tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yeah hes got an awesome robot arm u cant miss him

and um i can't really say more
its classified avengers stuff

[morphogenia]

OMG IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE THAT USERNAME?! YOU'RE LEGIT A SUPERHERO?!

Okay time for more real talk: there's no such thing as 'second-rate' when it comes to this. You show up and help people. That's first-rate to them. Sorry whoever did this is being super rude about it.

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oh thanks thats nice
not everybody thinks so but ty for saying

and um kinda trying to keep it on the dl
u know it is

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Yeah I can get it. I'm pretty obviously a fan of them so consider the subject dropped 5ever.