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@everyone
do you people not have twitter at home or are you just boring? #2k6

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un; Danny Rand

[theimmortalweapon]

What's Twitter?

[Guess who wasn't around in 2006 when Twitter was first launched... this guy.]

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it's basically this but with more people and a search function

is there a search function I just haven't found yet

[theimmortalweapon]

Not that I know of.

What do people use Twitter for?

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socializing, mostly. political commentary, what your cat is up to, which tv shows totally suck, that sort of thing.

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't think any of that applies here.

[There is a pause before Danny sends another text.]

I have never had a cat.

[spoileralert]

there we go, now you're getting it!

today I learned how to be a vegetarian: look the rabbit in the eye before you try to kill it

un; IronClad

[theimmortalweapon]

Why would that make you a vegetarian?

[A beat.]

You think rabbits are cute?

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yes, congrats, you found the punchline


I mean the punchline is really that I'm a mooch but still

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't get it.

[spoileralert]

ho boy. where did I lose you?

[theimmortalweapon]

The beginning?

[spoileralert]

[ hoooo boy. ]

I'm doing this thing called Making Conversation. I'm particularly a fan of methods involving humor. Most would call this Dark Humor, on

account of the very real danger of starvation involved in hunting for one's own food.

[theimmortalweapon]

You could always find berries or garden.

[spoileralert]

do potatoes grow around here? they're supposed to be really easy, right?

[theimmortalweapon]

Yeah. Some people started a garden out behind the inn.

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and I should pillage it for my own purposes, yes, good idea

[theimmortalweapon]

Well if you helped take care of it, I'm sure the owner won't mind if you take some of the food.

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but what if I prefer wanton theft?

tru story I have no gd clue how to take care of plants. is overwatering a thing? what do you do when it's been storming every day?

[theimmortalweapon]

If that's what you want but you won't exactly be making friends here.

[It also won't be difficult to tell that it's her.]

Yes, overwatering and flooding can kill plants.

[spoileralert]

and if I was looking to make friends that might be a concern

so how do you make it not

[theimmortalweapon]

Yeah but you have no where to run if you get into trouble.

[Ironclad is typing...]

You don't over water them or you cover them if it's raining a lot.

[spoileralert]

tired of running anyway. may as well just get whatever over with

I was kind of hoping I’d be done learning new skills once I was dead. what a letdown

[theimmortalweapon]

You aren't dead.

[spoileralert]

maybe, maybe not. call it gallows humor

[theimmortalweapon]

I don't like it. Saying you're already dead is implying that you can't die here.

I don't want you doing something stupid and getting yourself hurt.

[Pot meet kettle.]