one (smile like you mean it)

[scathefires]

un: j.doe
how does this thing know what day it is

anyway time is a construct and this thing on my wrist is giving me a rash

[oops guess who checked the date and saw that today’s his birthday. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

Comments

[scathefires]

thats kidnapping 101

advanced techniques in kidnapping is when you start going for taking people to weird places where they dont belong

[littledhampir]

So Im guessing vampire mansion in Siberia isnt what you had in mind

[scathefires]

you know

i was gonna ask what vampires are doing in siberia but nevermind

i dont think i wanna know

[littledhampir]

I often wonder what anyone does in Siberia

Other than listen to the best of the 80s apparently

Trust me. Its a thing

[scathefires]

ill take your word for it

siberia doesnt really sound like a good vacation spot

[littledhampir]

Wasnt really going there for the weather

[scathefires]

sure hope not

the weather there is notorious for sucking

[ha. see what he did there.]

[littledhampir]

For everyones sake I sure hope you werent a comedian in your former life

[scathefires]

nope

crime lord

thanks for playing though

[littledhampir]

Crime lord

[ Just give her a moment here because. Whut. ]

I get it. Youre fucking with me

[scathefires]

oops

you got me

i actually was a comedian

[to be fair, it’s not like jason was a terribly dedicated crime lord, or for very long. making himself a threat to black mask was only a means to the end of getting to the joker.]

[littledhampir]

Whatever you were it sounds like it involved never being able to give a straight answer

[ And there are so many jokes to be made here but alas. Rose wouldn't think to make any of them. ]

[scathefires]

[as if there’s anything straight about jason]

able and willing are two completely different things