@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[freightcars]

If a bachelor party's all that stands between you and a civil partnership I think I can throw you one together.

Bet I could get Liv to strip.
No touching though.

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's a science consortium you one blue eye'd one armed running silver people puncher.

[freightcars]

That what you crazy kids are calling it these days?
You do a lot of experimenting at those?
How much consorting's gonna happen exactly?

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're officially uninvited to the nonexistent wedding.

Next time you come to the forge you're getting the Dunce Cap. I'm putting you in the corner.

[freightcars]

So I guess that means I don't get to be the best man, then?
You're breakin my heart over here

[nonstopnarcissist]

The only thing you're best at is being a pain in my ass, Bucket.

[freightcars]

Isn't that supposed to be your husband's job?

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll ask him his thoughts on a threesome, after I clear it with Liv.

[notsoangry]

Don't listen to him, you're invited to the nonexistent wedding. We need at least two flower girls.

[freightcars]

See, I knew I liked you
If you got any openings for best man I'm thinking of switching teams and sitting on your side of the audience

[notsoangry]

Well comparatively I was likely to have an empty side, so I might as well start stealing people from his now.

[freightcars]

Well, you can borrow Liv
and... Steve I guess if he's invited at all, god knows he'd sit on your side at this point

[notsoangry]

I would invite him, but I don't want to upset the bride if she doesn't want him to be there. It's her big day.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Rogers is not allowed on my side of this farce.

[living_proof]

what is this thing lately with you lending me out

do we need to have a talk
is this a thing you're secretly into and this is how you're exploring it
because you can just tell me

un: Miss Jackson if you're nasty

[living_proof]

you are so lucky there is a confluence of events happening right now that makes me like you extra

[freightcars]

Sorry sweetheart, you were the most beautiful girl I could think of off the top of my head.

[ smooth right? pls work. ]

[living_proof]

i think you meant the most available girl to touch your penis

[freightcars]

Hey, hey, hey, you could declare a moratorium on my penis and I'd still think that

[living_proof]

you can do better
i'll be here waiting
next to you

[nonstopnarcissist]

We could split the difference and you and me watch Barnes take a spin on the old pole? I'm pretty sure Burlesque was a thing in his time.

[living_proof]

no, he is MY private dancer
a dancer for money
he does what i want him to do

[nonstopnarcissist]

FALSE there is no currency. He's a dancer for...blowjobs? I don't know what you do in your free time.

[freightcars]

Bible study.

[nonstopnarcissist]

so that's what the kids are calling it these days.