UN: None of your Goddamn Business

[moderndayassassin]

Alright what the fuck is up with these mice? This is the third damn time I've had to nearly set fire to myself.

Also who has booze and what do you want to barter for it?

Private to Connor

Hey. I need a favor.

Private To Lucy

Hey

Can we just

could I

fuck

Comments

[moderndayassassin]

It'd be flattering but pointless for him, I'm not really available at the moment.

How many formal parties have you crashed?

[skyward_eyes]

I don't know that would stop him. Even a Contessa being married didn't hold him back. Ask for the story.

A lot? Do I have to have a number? I've got formal wear suitable to a few different cities too. Or had, I guess.

[moderndayassassin]

Okay, yeah, that's a story I'm going to have to ask.

You've crashed a lot of parties? So that's you. Nida the party crasher.

[skyward_eyes]

I'll have you know that I was very well paid to go to those parties and dance with people and keep my ears and eyes open. Or act as a waiter. Or a lot of things really.

[moderndayassassin]

You're basically James Bond is what you're saying. A teenage James Bond.

[skyward_eyes]

Well, that depends. Was James Bond a sword for hire? Well, not a sword, I use polearms. So, like that?

[moderndayassassin]

No, he's a spy. He works for his government, so not for hire. It's just that he's stereotypically known as this very cool badass spy who shows up in suits.

[skyward_eyes]

Well, I could work for a government, if they paid us enough. But you know what? Suits are sorta counter-productive to intel gathering. Better to be a waiter at the party. No one is paying attention to you. Unless they're sexually harassing idiots. Which happens. I try not to break hands.

Prefer the attention to be a bit more mutual.

[moderndayassassin]

Honestly he's a terrible spy. He constantly introduces himself by his real name.

[skyward_eyes]

Seriously? What? I have five different identities in Deling City alone!

[moderndayassassin]

He practically wears a sign saying I'm a secret agent tell me more.

[skyward_eyes]

Yeah, not wearing signs was covered in, like, day one of training.

[He's kidding of course. Most of the kids had practical sense to avoid that.