[One-Man Show] un: Watney | @everyone

[markwatney]

PLEASE CHECK IN WITH YOUR STATUS AND WHERE YOU ARE, EVEN IF YOU ARE SAFE IN THE VILLAGE.
If you are alone or otherwise need help, please specify as best you can so that we can send someone to reach you.

Comments

[pampa]

It's not really a choice on my part. It's more of a permanent affliction. [ being a paranoid prick, that is. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Any other time and I commend it, a healthy level of paranoia is that, healthy- but we got kids and civilians wandering lost in the woods with no supplies and no way to defend themselves.

A headcount before we get a bodycount isn't unreasonable.

[pampa]

I'm with three people. They seem healthy enough. Not dead anyway. None minors. How's that for helpful?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Good enough.

[pampa]

And how are you making out, tough guy?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Are you genuinely interested or bored? I've got wagons to circle.

[pampa]

You all get to be worried about lil old me but when I ask back that's how it is huh? Had an idea actually, heard through the grapevine you're the guy to get after about those.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I have a finite amount of time and an infinite list of problems to address, it's a question of time management. Sincere interest or ideas bump you up on that list.

You have an idea, that puts you at the top of my list. What is it?

[pampa]

[ music to his ears, honestly. ]

All of us who can, let's start a little fire. Smoke signals, right? Should help us pinpoint where everyone is, if not from out here then creepy guy with his binoculars.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Easy enough to pass on- if everyone can make fire. Seems like most of us got pulled out of our beds.

[pampa]

Have our creepy dad light the fire then and we can all head towards that.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Not a terrible idea. I'll pass that along.

[pampa]

Thanks Starshine. I can see why you're everyone's goto.

[ sarcasm or not?? you decide!! no it's probably a healthy measure of both. ]