[One-Man Show] un: Watney | @everyone

[markwatney]

PLEASE CHECK IN WITH YOUR STATUS AND WHERE YOU ARE, EVEN IF YOU ARE SAFE IN THE VILLAGE.
If you are alone or otherwise need help, please specify as best you can so that we can send someone to reach you.

Comments

UN: CrashAndBurn

[skyward_eyes]

Don't know who you are, but yeah. Nida, in the woods with some other people. I'm fine.

If someone could figure out where Seifer is? Arrogant, blonde, scar across his face. He has no device, it went missing. I need someone to find him.

[markwatney]

I'm Mark Watney. Thanks for checking in. Can I get the names of the people with you?

UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

Ah, Mister Watney. I am sorry that I seem to have ducked out from work this morning. It was not my intention. I am with some young women, trying to help them back toward the village.

[markwatney]

No need to apologize, Reeve. Can you get me their names, the young women?

un: creator - private

[locum_tenens]

Yes, Mother.

I'm still in the village. Do you need me to go to the bunker and see if I can ping locations by activating all the distress signals?

Not that I'm sure I can, but I can try.

[markwatney]

That would be AMAZING, yes. Be careful getting out there and keep me updated?

un: aqua

[aguidingkey]

Aqua. I'm fine and I have a few other people with me. We'll be fine getting back.

[markwatney]

Thanks, Aqua. You're with Reyes and Seifer, correct? Anybody else?

UN: Starking Exhausted

[nonstopnarcissist]

Me, Liv, and Peggy are up- on a mountain? Somewhere southeast of the village. Looks a little bit like a temple or a shrine or something?

[markwatney]

Thanks for the specifics, Tony. I haven't been up there but I know where you are. Be careful, there's something up there that can apparently zap you somewhere else. A security measure, maybe. We had a group end up there once before, took them over a week to get back because of it.

un: sköld

[whipshots]

Hi. I'm in the inn and I'm safe, but it's almost completely empty.

What the hell happened? Where is everyone?


[ Brigitte is rattled, upset. It's the most unnerved she's been since her initial arrival: waking up in that bustling inn today, the one she chose specifically for its comforting chatter and noise, and instead there's just... silence. ]

[markwatney]

Things like this happen from time to time, unfortunately. Can you stay there? The inn is probably a good place for those of us left behind to stage, in case the others need someone to come to them.

UN: Leonardo

[capturetheworld]

What is happening? It is empty in the village!

[markwatney]

It looks like some people may have been moved elsewhere. Can you come to the inn?

un:welwala

[pampa]

And who the fuck are you?

[markwatney]

The person trying to make sure everyone is safe, Josephus Miller. I'm going to assume I can mark you off the list.

UN: Banner

[notsoangry]

We're out here too. Kamala, Rhodey, Frank, Nat and me.

[markwatney]

Thanks, Bruce. Are you in the temple?

[scovillescale]

Pepper Potts, and I'm with Jean-Luc Picard, Beverly Crusher, and Tenel Ka Djo. We're all uninjured.

We were on a mountain with a large number of people, now we're somewhere else, but we're still trying to determine where.

[markwatney]

Thank you. Tony wanted me to let you know he's OK. You might want to send him a message and check in, it's possible you're close enough to each other to meet up.

UN: A. Price

[cryptoherpetology]

This is Alex Price, I'm in the schoolhouse library, alone, and safe. If multiple people have gone missing, I'd like to suggest convening somewhere central, probably the Inn. If something's taking people, I don't think being alone is a good idea for anyone to be alone.

[markwatney]

Agreed. We've already got a few people here. If you see anybody on the way in, can you let them know?

text; un: maine

[bloodbathing]

North Village. Safe.

[ The fuck's all this about? ]

[markwatney]

Thanks. You feel like coming over to the south inn to help us coordinate?

[valdyr]

[ someone doesn't know how the hell to reply so have a whole bunch of.. ]

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[markwatney]

Is this easier? Can you hear me?

un: loptr

[sundr]

[As much as he generally doesn't like giving out information about himself or his whereabouts to those he doesn't know, he hates being stranded in the middle of a forest even more. So:]

Loki Odinson, removed from the village alongside Thor Odinson

[A pause.

A long pause.]

and Jane Foster. [He guesses.] Our current location is unknown.

[markwatney]

OK, thank you. I don't suppose you have someone with blue scrubs in your group?

UN: annie cresta

[treadswater]

I'm in the village. Finnick is not.

Where the FUCK is my husband?

[markwatney]

Have you texted him directly yet, Annie? The good news is so far, everyone who has checked in is OK.

un: del rey

[fooloftheking]

Went on a camping trip to let everyone find out my barely kept secret. It's like summer camp if you want to cause kids with severe emotional issues.

So exactly like summer camp from what I can tell.

un: haventthe

[clouded_heart]

I'm at the village, do you need me to go to your place and check on your animals, maybe move them down to the South Village until you get back? I know you live with people, but I don't know if they're up the mountain with you.

un: haventthe

[clouded_heart]

Foggy, at the Inn still, safe and sound.

[markwatney]

Perfect, thank you. We're trying to confab downstairs in the dining room, prepare in case we need to go out and meet anybody, if you want to join us.

[theyellowbird]

Sara. I'm fine. Working on getting back.

[markwatney]

Are you alone, Sara?

UN: dominant_da

[can_fight_ugly]

I'm with Seifer, Vanille, and Reyes. We're alright, will try to find our way back soon.

Have you heard from Eddie or bebop?





*Venom, damn auto correct

[markwatney]

Not yet, but we've still got people checking in. Will keep you updated.

UN: Malik

[loyalrebel]

Village. Safe.

Currently packing supplies to go meet those taken partway once a heading is gotten. I somehow doubt they have food, enough coats or medical supplies for any case of injury.

[markwatney]

Some definitely don't. Some apparently don't even have shoes. If you want to swing by the inn, we can help you put some supplies together.

UN: We Are Venom

[imareporter]

HELL0 THISI S VENOM WE R FINE BUT HUMANSSS AR NOT.

THEY R SEEIN BADDDD THINGSS THATM AKE THEM STUPID.

[markwatney]

That is what I hear. When you say the humans are not, are they injured? Bleeding?

UN: Alec Holland

[houmaprotector]

Fine so far.

Something to keep in mind. I'm without powers here but I'm also large. Whatever or whoever they used to do this is...powerful.

[markwatney]

That's putting it mildly. Alec, are you in a group?

UN: Zevran

[ombranera]

Zevran reporting, with me I have Altaïr, Shiro, and Connor. We are alive and making our way down the mountain.

UN: alistiar

[nobroth]

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un: beverly crusher

[ethnobotany]

I see Pepper's already given you our status, but I thought I'd chime in. It's probably going to take us a little bit longer than the rest, which seems about normal for Jean-Luc and me.

How does everyone seem so far?

[markwatney]

All things considered, it could be a lot worse. A LOT worse. Knock on wood as you feel appropriate.

un: bettyr

[chondrion]

Betty Ross. In the village, fine. I can see Bruce has reported where my roommate disappeared off to. Should we gather supplies at the Inn in case of injuries upon return?

[notsoangry]

I'm glad you're okay, I was looking for you up here.