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Hello everyone, this is Foggy with some questions of an adult nature for th adults of this community. Would those who are under the age of majority in their home please not continue on here, or do so aware that this is adult in nature.

For us adults )
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Free To Good Home
The litter of peakittens we found on the expedition now have a clean bill of health, and I'm sure my housemates would very much appreciate not having 8 of these little guys around. Dorian's already spoken for one of the boys, and Tony has already adopted Elton, and Rinoa also wanted one. You've already been introduced to Boudica in my last video post. That leaves these four in need of loving homes.

They're a little more high-demand than the usual housecat, but they're at least flightless and easy to feed.

Also, Boudica has killed at least one of the ice mice- though I suspect what I found was more like about one mouse's worth of remains. And one mildly frost-covered cat looking both annoyed and proud.


[A picture of 4 baby(ish, kittens grow fast!) peacock cats. People who talked about wanting them, opt in here to ICly claim your peakitten. Peahen or peacock status tbd by adopter.]

Meet the Snakebat
[ Alex alternates between pointing the camera at a strange-looking... creature and himself as he talks- though it's clear he's a lot more comfortable pointing the watch's camera at the injured (but recovering) snakebat he found and built a small enclosure for. ]

Hey, I thought I'd start doing some short videos on some of the animals here, starting with the ones I already have live specimens of.

So, this guy here, despite his reptillian appearance, is actually a bat. They are warm blooded and mammilian, but their resemblance to snakes doesn't end with the elongated neck and forked tongues.
[He takes a moment to hold the camera a little closer to the snakebat, to let people see its (in his opinion) adorable features.]

What's really interesting though, is the effect of the bite. In humans, it induces blindness for about 24 hours, but the victim will also experience bat-like echolocation. I haven't experienced this for myself but I am willingly keeping this thing in my room in a cage, so I guess we'll see how that goes once his wing is healed up enough he's an escape risk. Uh, by the way, as a note to my housemates, don't worry, I keep the door closed.

[He goes on for a few more minutes about their diet and sleep cycle before cycling back to the effects of the saliva.]

Now, I'm not sure what purpose the venom serves them- I assume it's primarily for self-defense since none of the prey they eat is large enough to warrant needing that sort of advantage- unlike snakes, and like us, they're unable to dislocate their jaws. I'm pretty sure I've seen him try, but sadly for him, that is one evolutionary adaptation that he didn't get in the mutation grab bag.

Nope Rope

[It's another wildlife video! This time he's pointing his wrist-camera at a really fucking big fever snake ]

This is one of the larger male fever snakes we caught to help deal with the illness. I don't think I have to tell too many people what the effects of the venom are- and I'd warn you not to do this yourself, but we just literally went out to the mountains and did exactly this.

[The camera goes shaky as he picks up the snake to show a closeups of the scales. ]

This is actually pretty cool- see how the coloration on this one is dulled, almost a bit milky in some places? It's going to be shedding soon. According to what's in the town hall records, the scales and skin have some useful properties on top of the medicinal use for the venom. I'll be passing the samples along to the doctors here capable of treating humans. You'll probably have a better understanding of what properties in it are beneficial than I could.

[OOC note: 8th kitten added for Rinoa!]
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[There's some awkward fumbling with the camera at first- it's clear he has no history as a prominent YouTuber, as his selfie angle isn't beauty-vlogger flattering, but it clearly shows his face at a comfortable distance. He's in the casual clothing he got the night of the feast- which, really, is Old Navy Mannequin level bland, so it's not worth describing in detail- instead of his usual scrubs. ]

Uh, right, so, thanks to Peter, we know this function exists now. Given that we're a small community, and we're likely about to be facing some harsh weather conditions, that we're going to have to get to know our neighbors real fast.

Given that I was raised on a small survivalist compound by a very paranoid family, this honestly goes against every single thing I was raised to do in a crisis, but given the reason for the family paranoia doesn't exist here, I'm willing to take this risk for the sake of, you know, survival.

Yeah, I know that sounds dramatic, but being able to put not only names to faces, but stories, impressions and skills means we'll know who to call on when we need- or really even just want something.

So, as weird as this feels to announce to an entire world, small population not withstanding- my name is Alexander Price. Alex is fine. I'm a herpetologist- which means I'm a zoologist specializing in reptiles and amphibians- snakes, frogs, lizards- you get the picture.

[Thank Wynonna for his thought to actually explain what herpetologist means, and why he doesn't bother saying it at all when the high school and college art students come by to sketch the animals.]

I'm also a cryptozoologist. My family has, for several generations now, made it our business to conserve and protect species not recognized as "real" by mainstream science. Some members of my family are of species not recognized as real. I know this is far from the strangest thing anyone here has heard.

And speaking of cryptozoology, this is Boudica.

[He holds up the small peahen kitten- dilute calico fur in predominently blue-grey, with mottled patches of cream and white fading to grey feathers.]

Boo for short. She's already killed and dismembered several mice and left them on my bed, so I figured the name of a warrior queen was only fitting. And, honestly, I'd argue she's more interesting than I am. Several of her yet-unnamed siblings will be available for adoption in a week or two. There's a bit of a fungal infection in some of their feathers that the spring water seems to be clearing up, but I want to be sure it gone before I send them off.

[Yeah, he's holding the kitten with his bare hands. This is him at his chillest. It's taking all of his chill to say this stuff out loud.]

Don't worry Tony, Elton's got a clear bill of health.

Right. So. I guess... that's probably enough for a start. Let's start to get to know each other. And if you want to know anything else about me, uh, ask me anything, I guess. I can't promise I'll answer, but I give zoo tours to small children, I'm used to strange questions.
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If anyone is sick and unable to care for their pets or livestock, or you know someone who is, let me know where to stop by, and I'll make sure they're fed and taken care of.
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I'm not a scientist, or a doctor, or anything useful but
Apparently I'm immune to whatever the hell's going around, so if anyone needs anything
Supply run, food, medicine, wellness check
I can do it.
Just tell me where and what.
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All right, head count: how many of you are showing abnormal (for you) symptoms, what are they, and how long have they been going on? I have herbal remedies I can offer to help the symptoms until we figure out what's really causing it all and I'm happy to do house calls. Don't hesitate to let the medical staff know if you need one of us to come check on you.
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Back home, I was a zookeeper at the Columbus Zoo reptile house, and oversaw breeding programs for several endangered species, and have a number of degrees in zoology.

Were I to offer a class on animal handling, care and possibly husbandry, would people be interested?
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Hello, my name is Alex Price, I'm a zoologist specializing in herpetology. I normally run the reptile house at the Columbus Zoo.

I am also a cryptozoologist, which apparently I can say here without worrying about the order of religious zealots hunting my family killing me in terrible ways, so yay?

If anyone's domesticated any of the local wildlife, I'd really love a chance to see them up close.