[One-Man Show] un: Watney | @everyone

[markwatney]

PLEASE CHECK IN WITH YOUR STATUS AND WHERE YOU ARE, EVEN IF YOU ARE SAFE IN THE VILLAGE.
If you are alone or otherwise need help, please specify as best you can so that we can send someone to reach you.

Comments

[chondrion]

I'm not going to give you advice, Bruce, but I just want you to know how much I'm resisting giving you advice right now.

[notsoangry]

[Chuckling.]

If you want to get it out, by all means.

[chondrion]

Nope. This is a great exercise in restraint, plus now I can feel virtuous about it.

She did not give her ex-fiance unsolicited advice and for this she has earned this medal.

[notsoangry]

But now I'm curious!

[chondrion]

I can't believe I'm wilderness-splaining to a guy who spent time in both Brazil and Cambodia, but here we are. Moss doesn't always grow on the north side of trees, but it does most of the time, even here I've found. From what I've heard Jane saying in the inn, you can't depend on the stars, so don't try that one unless you've been doing a study of astronomy. If you're high up, take a winding path down - it's likely to be less treacherous in this weather. Make sure everyone in your group has a walking stick, even if they think they're a bad ass. You never know when you'll need it for balance or, ah, defense purposes.

You asked.